So, Survivor finally returns and we get a little review. Taj created a cross tribal empire, Timbira can’t cook, and Coach is still an ass. In current news, Taj wants to bring JT in on her little empire scheme to prove she’s worthy of his trust. Um. Okay. Timbira rolls their collective eyes at coach. Jalapao loses the reward so Joe ends up going to exile with Erinn. Not a fan of either of them, but loved that Taj realized Joe would come back and look for the idol…so she makes a fake one and puts in the clue spot, which Joe dutifully trots off to find immediately after returning and telling his tribe, “um, no, I have no idea where the idol is…” And you gotta wonder…um, Joe? If you have the clue and snagged it right out of the spot in thirty seconds, do you really thnk that after all the time Taj has spent in Exile that she didn’t do the same thing? These people.

And Coach? Still an ass.

Immunity challenge is very close, but Timbira wins, which means Jalapao is down one going into the merge, which sucks also. JT wants Taj gone so he and Stephan can muahhahahahahahahaha over her idol. Taj wants Sydney gone because…well, what exactly does Syd do but look really really hot? Joe wants to keep Syd because…do I really need to spell that out? Thankfully, no one uses any idols at tribal, fake or real, and Sydney and her hottie body are bootay-ed off the island.

Meaning….that Jalapao was the correct answer for this week’s free stuff drawing. And only a teensy tiny handful of you guessed that right…but that means we do have a winner. And that lucky blog babe would be? Donna S! Woo hoo!!!

Thanks for playing everyone! Tune in next week for another shot.

In the meantime, so…the previews do show a merge coming next week. Will Taj unite her empire and rise up to conquer all? Will Brendan decide to keep Timbira numbers on his side and decimate Jalapao one tribal council at a time. Will Brendan realize that this means working with both Coach and Tyson to keep his plan strong? Seriously, stick with Taj. And? I have no idea how this whole thing will turn out. But if Coach wins, I will stop watching all reality television forever and ever.

Or at least until Project Runway comes back on this summer. (Come on, did you think I’d abandon My Tim that easily?)

So, now it’s your turn! What did you think? Who do you want to see win? DISH!

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