So…just what we need. More People Behaving Badly. And it’s premeditated badness this go around. When it comes to Evil Russell on this season’s Survivor, several impressions sprang to mind. First, he kind of struck me as the Evil Stooge, or the 4th Stooge, as it were. He’s almost a caricature of evil and hard to take seriously, except, you know, he’s totally an asshole for reals. Secondly, I wanted to pull out the now classic Kelly Clarkson response to Kanye’s miserable behavior on the VMA’s, which is “Were you not hugged enough as a child?” Because, clearly, he’s just doing this to get his own personal rocks off. Which, Ew. On more levels of Ew than we previously knew existed.

In other news, I thought Shambo was hilarious and kind of cool. Bully Ben is kinda assy. And buh bye Marissa. Stupid move on all parts there, I think. Me, I’m hoping the Russell-coined Dumbass Girl Alliance kicks his ass. Except…he might have a point where they are concerned. Sorry to say. Betsy is my only real hero so far. As both cop and woman, she nailed Russell’s brand of ridiculous right off the bat. Betsy for the win!

Also: last night the Project Runway: Making Clothes From Paper episode. Where we finally say good-bye to Johnny, thank GOD. Even leaving, he was clueless in terms of having any real sense of self awareness. And I think he told that steamer-ruined-my-paper-party-dress lie so many times he actually believed it when he left. Buh bye. Loved some of the other dresses, agreed on the winner (take that, Althea…) but felt Uli 2.0 got robbed a bit, being in the bottom three, though I did get that it wasn’t a wowza in style, but in construction, it was one of my favorites. And no muslin in that dress!

Next week? More panic, more drama, more Tim being perplexed. Can’t wait!

Hope you all have a fantabulous weekend! Tune in Monday for the next Free Stuff Friday giveaway (hint…My November release, The Great Kisser is up for grabs!) Until then? DISH!

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