Who are these guys? Yeah, yeah, I know who Tommy Lee is, but why do we care about a band that hasn’t even done anything yet? I really enjoyed this last summer - hi Marty! - but I’m having a hard time finding the love this year. It’s down to 7 and while there are a few I’d listen to independantly - hi Magni! hi Josh! - I’m not in lining up for anyone as a front to this band. Of course, I’m not lining up for this band anyway, so perhaps that’s a problem.

Lukas is an interesting guy, to put it mildly, and packs more intensity in his little Oompa self than one could expect, but enough with the growling. I agree with Jason on that one. Toby can run naked around my pool anytime, mate, but I don’t know that I care about his singing. Storm — you know, I want to take her seriously and she’s got great attitude and voice, but…Storm? Really? I guess we should be thankful she didn’t want to be a meteorologist. Ryan is too strange and I have a really hard time watching him, something about those psycho eyes and a serious disconnect with, well, earth. Patrice looks like a soccer mom who accidentally wandered into a tattoo parlor and went all freak on us. And Dilana….well, at least she totally owns her freakiness. So I pick her to win. Because, think about it, it saves the rest of them from a life with Tommy and Dilana can handle it, so why don’t we just let her?

Also…Brooke Burke is a mother of two? And pregnant again? Wow. Just in case Heidi Klum didn’t make us feel all inferior already.

All in all, I miss ah behnd, INXS. I was roit for them.

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