So, two weeks, two people I wanted gone were booted. Maybe this isn’t such a bad season of Survivor after all!

Last week, Lisi was ridiculously foolish enough to tell Alex and Edgardo that she knew where the idol was, mistakenly thinking this would get them to keep her in the game. First of all, Lisi, your loyalty and easy vote already had you in their alliance, at least until it was the three of you, then buh bye. And, uh, once you told them where it was, you were already expendable. So….yeah, not getting the strategy there.

Apparently, Alex and Edgardo agreed with me, because they stupidly told Mookie. I know. Mookie. Why? Just because he’s a guy? No, Dreamz is a guy, they didn’t tell him. Because they’re afraid he’s flipping after the merge (the only intelligent thought of this entire episode.) They needed Mookie for numbers? I’m not sure. But, regardless, they start digging while Lisi and Dreamz are sleeping, so, yeah, Lis, clearly a great idea! And then, Mookie is the one that finds it. I know. Mookie. Way to go, Alex and Edgardo. So, while I think Lisi is looney toon central and have said so since the ant killing incident waaaaaaay back, I am starting to see the Lah-hoo-lah-zer thing. Of course, I include Lisi in that club, but my god, could these guys be any more inept?

Loved the Dance Dance Fiji Revolution challenge. Ha! And Ravu loses because they take nothing seriously after being in Fat N Happy Camp too long. Either that or Ravu Island is just cursed. I think it’s the former. NewMoto wins, which I love, but would have loved way more if I could have seen Yau dance!

Then NewMoto kicks more Ravu patootie in the immunity challenge, where Yau, once again, proves why he is an asset to his tribe by basically rocking the entire challenge. Loved how Probst gives him grief for being picky about his arrows, then he just nails it. Ha! Our Host is really starting to get more annoying in his repartee with the castaways. I’m sure he’s just real tired of doing this show, but then, you know, quit already. Leave the paycheck behind and let someone do this who isn’t kinda angry all the time. Like it’s the castaways fault you’re not home with your hot, former-castaway girlfriend and stuck on some bug infested island in Fiji.

So, Ravu goes to tribal, and before they head off, Lisi falls apart. Again. More psycho drama. And begs her tribe to send her home. Since they have the idol she so conveniently told them how to find, they don’t need her anyway, except for the easy alliance vote after the merge, and they kinda have Mookie for that now, so everyone said, Sure, go home. Easiest vote off ever. But then she overhears them talking about how this hasn’t exactly been a tough Survivor for them, seeing as how they lived in Fat N Happy Camp for most of their 20+ days and it’s only a 39 day stint, and she starts thinkng that maybe she’s being too wimpy and hasty, and tells them to keep her in and knock Dreamz out.

At tribal, Probst stirs the pot about Lisi’s wavering and Dreamz takes her on in a smack down of thank-you-for-finally-making-her-own-up-to-her-crazy proportions that was just great. And everyone sees that really, she can’t stay, and everyone sends her home. Ha! Buh bye, delusional one. I would have paid big money to be at her viewing party last night when she saw for the first time that they’d already found the idol and hadn’t told her, and had it that whole time she was being ridiculous. Ha!

Next week? Everyone is sent to Exile Island. Both tribes. Why? We don’t know. Is it good? Not judging from anyone’s expressions. Could be the most interesting merge ever! Can’t wait!

Tune in Monday for Amazing Race MAC and a new SHaQ Attack is coming next week, too! Plus, fun news.

Happy Hoppy Day everyone!

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