Top Ten Ways you can tell Donna is on Deadline…

10. Tuesday Pizza night extends to Wednesday, Thursday….
9. She holds meaningful conversations with her parrot over characterization and plot
8. Parrot gets co-author cover credit for his input
7. Her sons are forced to do their own laundry and clean the house
6. There are reports that hell, in fact, has frozen over
5. Starved for attention, her dogs befriend the UPS guy in hopes of getting out for a walk.
4. Starved for attention, Donna befriends the UPS guy in hopes of getting…okay, okay, so no she didn’t. But she thought about it. Waaaaay too much
3. Donna has meaningful plot conversation with Dominos delivery guy
2. Dominos guy gets co-author cover credit
2a. UPS guy is asked to pose for cover. (Shh, Donna does TOO have cover art input!)
1.And the number one way you can tell Donna is on deadline….

Donna? Hellooo? You didn’t finish the list!

Ah, Donna is found sound asleep, cold pizza clutched in one hand, UPS guys phone number in the other, face planted on keyboard, the letters F, G, H, and K permanently embedded in her cheek, muttering something about stupid conflicts and turning romance novel into murder mystery where all her characters mysteriously die in the last chapter…

Shhhh, let author sleep.

The number one way you can tell Donna is on deadline…Dangerous When Disturbed!

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