Yes, it’s back. Dirty Uncle Nigel, Screamin’ Mary, and Annoyed Buddy Dan. Bad dancers, Sex, and beautiful Russians. Triumph over tragedy and just plain cluelessness. All that and Cat Deeley. My summer guilty pleasure is back!

So You Think You Can Dance?

Round One:

Sure, I fast-forwarded through most of it. Watching people embarrass themselves gets old, oh, about half way through the first clueless audition. I thought Dan wasn’t quite as annoyed as before, Mary has gotten her medication under better control, and Nigel continues to skeeve me out on pretty much every level as he leers at barely clad women like the dirty uncle he must be.

Ah. Good times.

But there were good dancers. Lots of them from the looks of it. Yay, editors! Favorite from Auditions: Round One were the Russian ballroom couple (and yay, Stanis was back!) as well as Jamal, the inspirational swing dancer. The bad - well, of course, Sex. He was amusing less than once. Please get him and his poor mother off my tv.

Next week - two more audition cities! Let’s hope we get to Vegas Week toot suite and put all this stuff behind us.

Oh yeah….Hi Benji!! Hi Blake!! So good to see you two again.

Now, on to this week’s SHaQ Attack winner. I asked you to pick a hero (I know, I’m so tough on you guys) and Blog Babe Nelly F is this week’s winner! She chose Grady from Sleeping With Beauty, who did get a few votes of his own. Though guys in kilts do seem to hold the largest fan base. Gee, can’t imagine why!

I hope everyone has a fun and safe Memorial Day weekend. I will be back next Tuesday with….something. No MAC until later in the week since they took all our shows away. So mean. I will have to actually think up stuff to talk about. The nerve.

Have fun!!

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