…or steal someone’s taxi. Because, you know, Karma? A bit bitchy.

But first!! Woo hoo! Sunday nights have meaning again!!! I know, I’m on vacation, but PHIL!!! I have to MAC Phil!!

Yes, it’s true, Our Phil, the man with the eyebrow, is back on our screen, and in our hearts. Yay, woo hoo, pass the cookie dough ice cream!

Aaaaaaaaand, that pretty much ends my list of people I like on this show. Well, Phil and the stubborn donkey’s both kicked ass. (And by ass, I mean Ari and Jen.)

So, Amazing Race 12. Which is awesome. 12 seasons. The 11 teams…not so much, really. I’m still struggling with who I will come to root for. No one completely stands out, although some are less annoying, irritating, boring, or just plain forgettable than others. Hopefully this will change. For the better. (Producers!)

And, can I go on record as saying, that if you’re going to cut the all buff all cute guy teams from the show this year (which - yay, field leveling, but boo, less eye candy) then it’s only fair you cut Team Bimbette’s too. No, not Julia and Marianna. Those girls may be pretty, but, well, lets just say if I was putting together an all female sports team that involved my team beating the crap out of the other team, I’d want them. They can’t help it if they’re beautiful. Team Blonde (with NewImprovedBoobs!) however, ugh. Every year, people. EVERY year. It’s just getting old. And cliche. And I can already tell you, these two? Ain’t no Dustin and Candace.

Alright, one good thing? Ireland. It was great to see the Auld Sod. That bike-on-wire thing looked ridiculously fun and terrifying at the same time. I can’t decide which position would have freaked me out more, but I know I would have loved it. If I could have only opened my eyes.

Individual Team MAC…yeah, too many of em, and I’m not enthused enough yet. I’ll do Good, Bad, and Ugly next week. Okay, maybe just Ugly. If I have that much time on my hands, because these people? Yikes.

Still, despite being less enthusiastic than I have been with previous season openers, I am excited that My Show is Back, My Show is Back! So, come on, SHOW. Get with it, already. Make me love these people. (How much editing can they do, anyway?)

Tune in Wednesday for Double Dance MAC…and a week from today for the next SHaQ Attack contest. Now you may return to your regularly scheduled, MAC free Monday.

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