Happy Valentine’s Day!

So, I just got done writing a huge, MAC-laden Val Day message and……poof, into the internet ether it went. I will do my best to recreate and repost later. Sorry, gang!

However, I will repost the one important part of the note - seeing as it’s Valentine’s Day, I decided to give a Valentine to my Blog Babes and giveaway not one, not two, but THREE advance copies tomorrow in the SHaQ Attack contest. You have until midnight tonight, EST, to get your answers in. Details in Monday’s post. Good luck!

And Happy Hearts and Flowers Day :)

Monday SHaQ Attack contest!

Okay, so I haven’t made you guys do much scavenging in our Scavenger Hunt Question contest, (yes, that is where the “SHaQ” of SHaQ Attack comes from, in case newer Blog Babes were wondering…) so this week? We’re hunting. A wee bit, anyway. Valentine’s Day is this week, so I’m giving away a special prize, although the winner will have to wait a wee bit as well.

The contest? Name three books that feature an animal as part of the cast of characters. I know, I have animals in almost all of my books. It’s not that hard. The catch? Has to be three different animals. I need the animal’s name, what type of beast it is, and the title of the book.

Bonus prize if you also name the book with the upside down swimming goldfish!

Email your answers to donna@donnakauffman.com with It’s a zoo out there! in the subject line.

The prize? An advance reading copy of the final Men of Trinity, Inc book, The Black Sheep & The English Rose! They won’t arrive until March, but hopefully it’s a prize worth waiting for. You’ll still beat all the other mere mortals by about six months as it doesn’t hit the shelves until August. And don’t worry if you don’t win this time around…I have a birthday coming up next month and I think that it might be fun to celebrate by giving away a few more!

But you could be the very, very, very first if you win this week. So give it a shot!

Good luck! Happy scavenging! :)

It’s raining, it’s….camels

And Phil’s spiky hair. Oh, Phil.

Last night on The Amazing (Soggy) Race….Pretty interesting leg once you got past all the airport bunching. I was so sorry to see the sisters go, especially when we had a chance to see Screeching Lorena and her Very Understanding Boyfriend Jason finally hit the bricks. My god, who could deal with that? Well, Jason, apparently. But not me. Show of hands on who wanted to shake her and tell her to get a grip and grow up a little. Can you imagine having such a complete screeching meltdown everytime any little thing stressed you out? I mean, sure, I’d love to be four and throw a major, foot stomping, full body flinging temper tantrum in the middle of Wegman’s every time they’re out of Edy’s Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream, but, somehow, I manage to hold it together. Hold it together, Lorena. Sheesh.

Ron was kinder to Christina, and he had a hernia - which everyone from Amsterdam to Ouogoudougou knows about considering he never shut up about it. In fact, Ron just never shuts up period. What I loved? When the camels got agitated over his singing. Silence, Ron. It can be peaceful. Look into it.

TK and Rachel, running a spiritually uplifting race…mostly in the wrong direction. If these two can do one leg without a major detour (and not the kind they have to play every leg) I’ll be stunned. More stunning, that they’re not next to last every leg. But they’re kind to one another and having a great time, and for that, I am grateful to keep them around.

Jen and Nate? Not so much. Not as grating this go around, but boy do they deserve each other or what? Loved that she’s all superior about her learning skills, but who knew the African word for Fish, Jen, and got you your clue? Yep, not you. These two could go far far away (on some other, non-televised race) anytime and I’d be happy. Please take Lorena with you.

Hendekea and Azaria rocked this leg, came in first, won another vacation together…and, I just don’t really like em. No particular reason, either. They’re completely nice people. So, it’s a quandary. But….there it is. Was I the only one who thought it was kinda….unfortunate, that they’re busy celebrating their trip to Bermuda on the Amazing Bathmat, while their helpful African student stands there with them, sort of looking lost? I kept thinking…he has no idea about Bermuda and never will and yet without him, you wouldn’t have won the trip. So, shut up Hendekea and Azaria.

Kynt and Vyxsin are still doing well. Totally laughed over her opening his door and how he brings out the chivalrous side in her. These two? I do like. So, yeah, go figure, right? But they race well, they’re totally enjoying the race and each other, and that’s nice to see. Way to go, Pinky and the Brain!

Donald and Nick, also racing well. What I like? Is that Nick totally lets his granddad go for it on the tasks. I mean, if you’re going to bring your granddad on a race, then you kind of have to let him race, even if you think you could do it better. And Nick does that. I could do without the inappropriate comments about the sisters from Donald, but I love that he’s just going full tilt in this race. And the man can milk a camel. So there is that.

The Blondes are still racing well, though my love for them diminished this leg with their standard Ewwww Africa! Ewww Flies!! comments. Sigh. But I’d still rather have them there then some others. (Lorena and Jen!)

All in all, good episode. Stubborn donkeys, kicking camels, and desert downpours…..it doesn’t get much better, really. (And awwww, baby camels!)

Next week, The Blondes get devious. No! I’m….so not stunned.

Tonight? It’s Dancing With The Stars semi-finals! Who will go home? I hope you know, because this week we’re having a Mini SHaQ Attack contest. With the holidays upon us the end of the week, we’re going to have a Half Week Contest. So, you early-in-the-week blog reading babes have the edge! Tonight they dance, tomorrow someone goes home. You guess the right contestant, you’re up for a free book. Answers have to be in by 8pmEST tomorrow! Winner announced Wednesday, then the blog resumes the following Monday.

Will it be Marie? Mel? Helio? Or Jennie? Send your vote to donna@donnakauffman.com with All Done Dancing in the subject line. Good luck!

Monday, Monday

Hi Blog Babes! Hope you had a fantabulous weekend. I had a big one, with our shop’s huge fall open house (I know….Fall. Who said summer was over anyway? Certainly not the weather man since it’s a million degrees humidity here!) happening and going over like gangbusters and my oldest moving into his first apartment this weekend as well. My nest is officially half empty!

But now that all the Big Events are over in my world for a short time, for the next few days I am going to shut out the rest of the world and pretend to be a writer, which might be a good idea since I have a book due, oh, ::mumble mumble:: some time ago. :)

So, here is your SHaQ Assignment for the week, should you choose to accept it. Email me at donna@donnakauffman.com with My Favorite Is…. in the subject line, and your favorite title of mine in the email itself. It’s a pretty foolproof contest as there are no wrong answers. Well, unless you name someone else’s book. Those don’t count. (Although I reserve the right to add them to my Must Buy list, so feel free to mention others if you wish.) I will draw one name from all the entries on Friday morning and the winning Blog Babe gets a book from my website bookshelf! Woo hoo!

Happy Monday! I am off to my cave. I will resurface on Thursday with some much-needed Dance MAC!

Amazing Race All Star edition…

But first…this week’s SHaQ Attack winner. The contest question was to name all the characters I’ve written with Morgan as their last name. Jace, Austin, Burke, Tag, and Shane were the initial five, and the super sleuthing Blog Babes also discovered Tucker (from Tease Me) and April (from Tango in Paradise.) The winner this week is Cathy M from California, who got all seven Morgan’s and therefore gets two books! Woo hoo, Cathy! A round of ice cream and a cheer!

Tune in next week for the next SHaQ Attack contest. Also…check out my guest blog today over on Brava Authors (link to your right under “Writer Buds.”)

So, here’s the latest from Reality News on the upcoming All Star edition of Amazing Race…premiering February 18th! I’m a little surprised at who is back…a few teams I really like, a bunch I really don’t. Should be an…interesting season!

‘The Amazing Race: All-Stars’ teams glad to give the race another try’
By Christopher Rocchio, 01/17/2007

Phil Keoghan, host of CBS’ The Amazing Race, said there was no question the long-running reality competition series needed to have an All-Stars edition.

“It had to happen… the fans wanted to see some of their favorite teams come back,” said Keoghan. “We have all the ingredients for an amazing The Amazing Race. These teams are so dynamic, they’re the teams that everyone has been talking about over the last ten seasons.. we’ve got such an eclectic mix of people.”

Set to premiere on Sunday, February 18 at 8PM ET/PT, The Amazing Race: All-Stars will have seven of the series’ ten previous editions represented in the competition, but that’s not the only factor that will set them apart.

“To put together all these teams, we had to figure out not only who the winners were, but who the most popular, most loved and most hated were, and we wanted to build teams like that,” Elise Dogantieri, who co-created the series with her husband Bertram Van Munster, said in an inteview conducted shortly before The Amazing Race: All-Stars began filming back in November.

The most recognizable returning team is probably Rob and Amber Mariano, who fell in love during the filming of Survivor: All-Stars, where Rob finished second to Amber. They then competed in The Amazing Race 7, but came-up just short of victory, finishing second. Afterward, they got married in a ceremony broadcast a CBS reality TV special.

“There’s really no competition. It’s just a formality we have to go through this whole thing,” said Rob before the Race began. “It’s going to be fun though to mess with people. I’ve got a whole new bag of tricks for this season. I mean it’s the All-Stars. It wouldn’t be right if I didn’t have something new.”

One team that will be keeping a close eye on Rob and Amber are married couple Uchenna and Joyce Agu, who finished first in The Amazing Race 7. Uchenna and Joyce even shaved their heads to win, and it looks like their determined attitude is back for another season.

“They’re all gunning for our title,” said Joyce. “And we’re here to hold onto it.”

Life partners Joe Baldassare and Bill Bartek may have something to say about that. Third place finishers from the first season of The Amazing Race, the self-proclaimed “Team Guido” have been pegged as villains for the upcoming All-Stars edition.

“We really are loveable. There’s nothing to be afraid of. This is going to hurt us more than it hurts you,” said Bartek, who quickly changed his tune. “There’s no way I’m going to be nice to some of these people. There’s no chance in hell.”

Familiar with Team Guido’s tactics are lifelong friends Kevin O’Connor and Drew Feinberg, who also competed in The Amazing Race’s first season and finished in fourth place. However they seem to be a bit less imposing than their Season One competitors.

“We’re 41-year-old babies,” said Feinberg. “That’s the way we carry on, like little kids.”

One of the teams in All-Stars competed against each other the first time they were on the series during The Amazing Race 9. Despite Eric Sanchez finishing second with his partner and Danielle Turner coming in seventh with hers, the duo formed a bond that developed into romance and they’ve been dating for the past year. Turner said she thinks fans like their storyline, which is why they were chosen for All-Stars.

“No one really believes that we hooked up on the show and that we actually had a relationship afterwards,” said Turner.

In stark contrast to Turner and Sanchez are John Vito Pietanza and Jill Aquilino, who finished fifth on The Amazing Race’s third season when they were romantically involved. They’ve since been split for the last two years, but Aquilino said the differences that caused the break-up shouldn’t get in the way.

“We still always remained in contact and close,” she said.

The duo of former lovers could have used some pointers from Teri and Ian Pollack, married parents that finished second during The Amazing Race’s third season. They are still the oldest couple to ever finish in second place.

“I’m hoping that they react like they did during our first Race,” said Ian of the competition. “‘They’re the old couple, they’re chopped liver,’ and we’re going to run right over them.”

Best friends Ozwald Mendez and Danilo Jimenez finished fourth on The Amazing Race 2, and know they have a reputation for being fun-loving partiers.

“We know how to live and we know where to go,” said Jimenez. “We live well, but that’s not all we are.”

Cousins Charla Baklayan Faddoul and Mirna Hindoyan were proud of the way they played when they finished sixth on The Amazing Race 5, which is what brought them back for the All-Stars edition.

“We’re not intimidated by anybody. This is an equal playing field for all of us,” said Hindoyan. “There are strong and big men, attractive people who use flattery, and then there’s us.”

The most recent competitors returning for the All-Stars installment are from The Amazing Race’s tenth season, and include fourth-place finishers Kandice Pelletier and now-married Dustin Seltzer and sixth-place finishers David Conley, Jr. and his wife Mary.

“We’ve got people stopping us everywhere, and everybody knows our name now,” said Mary. Added David, “We’re down to earth. We don’t change for TV.”

The spotlight isn’t new for Seltzer and Pelletier, both former beauty queens who are determined to prove to the world that they’re more than just pretty faces.

“People have learned that we are tough girls,” said Seltzer. “We are silly and like to laugh, and we do have our blonde moments. But we are willing to push ourselves.”

Filmed late last year, The Amazing Race: All-Stars required the teams travel more than 45,000 miles and visit five continents in only 28 days. Stops included Argentina, Mozambique and Chile.

Love in the Highlands

Woo hoo! A new MAC possibility! What could be better than a reality program that features both the Scottish Highlands and Hot Scots? I mean, honestly, has someone been peeking in my diary? Oh, maybe they just read one or five of my books. Curious? Check out the UPI article below.

BBC’s ‘When Love Comes to Town’ bringing love to Scottish Highlands
UPI News Service, 12/17/2006

Eight British men will journey into the Scottish Highlands in search of love as part of the newest BBC reality series, “When Love Comes to Town.”

The new series, whose key locales have yet to be revealed, will unite the eight men with female counterparts along their journey, and together the group will attempt to find any romantic connections, the Scotsman reported.

“The premise of the show is a really good one,” former “Unteachables” producer Sallie Clement said about her new series. “When we were pitching the idea we did it using the fact that I don’t have a track record for manipulating people. This is about celebrating dynamic, charismatic characters and showing the positive aspects of being single.”

So…are we watching or what? I have no clue when it debuts, but I am so there. Thank you BBC America!

And, speaking of the Highlands and Hot Scots (and really, we all should, and often) this week’s SHaQ Attack is all about Scotland. Or more precisely, the men of Scotland. :) I’ve written a handful of books set there, or at least partially set there. All you have to do is name my Scots heroes. Send an email to donna@donnakauffman.com with “I love the lads” in the subject line. In the email, just list the first and last names of my hot Scots. Everyone who gets it right is entered in the Friday drawing for a free book from my website bookshelf.

Also, yes, I am behind sending out books. Mea culpa! Have no fear, I have finally replenished my mailer supply and they will go out this week. Maybe even in time for Santa to make a timely delivery. Ho ho ho.

In the meantime, let the Hot Scot Hunt begin! :)

That? Was incredibly satisfying. :)

Survivor 13 goes down as one of my favorite seasons. And I went into the final council with a great deal of trepidation that this whole thing was going to be decided by a bunch of eye-rolling, face-making juveniles. So I was happy to discover that the final tribal council (well, sans Adam who just couldn’t help himself, to the surprise of absolutely no one) was mostly conducted with a lot of civility and respect for the game that, at least, two of the final three played. (Sorry Becky, but ya had to know you weren’t going to score against those two.)

With Oz and Yul, we had the best, most deserving final two in a long time. It was hard to see one have to lose. I’ve never wanted to split a prize more. (Yay! Oz got the car. Woot!)

So…here’s how it all went down.

We start with five players, who all head off to an immunity challenge. Adam is clearly odd man out at this point, but there doesn’t seem to be any animosity over it. It just is what it is. He trails behind the Aitu 4 as they head off, knowing he has to get immunity or he goes home that night. Jeff explains that, in 13 seasons, it’s the most complex immunity they’ve ever had. (I know from interviews that he tried the puzzle part and gave up after a half hour….the eventual winner? Completed the whole thing in 25 minutes. And it was close with at least three competitors. That’s how strong a season this was.) So a lot of scrambling over nets, through tunnels, across planks, and gathering a compass rose puzzle pieces commences. Yul has a clear lead at first, with Ozzy trailing in last place. Then Oz scores his first bag of pieces and turns into Speed Racer. He is the first one to tackle his puzzle, with Yul and Adam right behind him. (I know. Adam? But true.) All five eventually get to the puzzle building part, but, in the end, it’s Ozzy, the Challenge Monster, who wins the crucial prize.

At this point, I just sat back and relaxed. The Aitu 4 had done the almost impossible and made it from the mutiny, when they were down 8 to 4, to the final 4 in the game. Awesome play, and very deserving play. Whatever happened from this point on, I was going to be okay with. I did want Oz and Yul at the end, but with Yul having the idol and Oz the immunity necklace, they’d make the final jury.

It was great seeing them celebrate back at camp. Adam, to his credit, tried to stir things up before leaving, by trying to convince Sundra and Oz to out the idol from Yul before the final immunity challenge. But…didn’t work and Adam goes home. Buh bye!

Now we’re left with a foursome that is so tight, they were an absolute pleasure to watch. They are told there is only one Immunity Challenge left, which confuses them, but they are told nothing else. More awesome, the final 4 get to do the Walk of the Doomed, where they revisit every previous player. It was moving to watch them stand, hands clasped, as they watched the final effigy of their torches. Also cool, was them thanking Jonathan.

Then it’s off to the final Immunity Challenge, which involves standing on poles out in the water, under the beating sun (each pole and platform built to the competitors foot and weight size.) Every fifteen minutes their platform gets smaller, until it’s down to the size of a half a postcard. Surprisingly, the final two are Sundra and Ozzy, and I have to say, it looked like Sundra had it, but Oz did triumph, which made me happy.

Although Yul does offer his idol to Becky to insure her path to the final three, all of whom will face jury and have a shot at the money, she turns it down, wanting to make it on her own merits. Major kudos to that move. Didn’t end up earning her any votes, but it was commendable, given who she was up against. The four decide that the fairest way to get to the end was to vote a tie for the two women and let them duke out who gets the final spot in a tie breaker. I loved - loved - watching the anticipation on the faces of the jury, they were salivating over the chance to watch the final 4 turn on each other. And then? DENIED. Ha!!

A tie it was, no idol pops up, and there was grudging respect on the faces of the whiny, bratty jury. (I mean, really, have you ever seen such juvenile behavior? Well, with most of Raro from Jenny on anyway.)

Now we have what turns into the most hilarious tie breaker ever….and totally seals Becky’s fate as it takes them several hours - yes, hours - to build fire. They finally resort to matches. And I swear, when Sundra ran out of matches, I was half expecting Jeff to go, “Okay, stop where you are. We go to flamethrowers.” The jury is asleep, Oz and Yul are embarrassed for their teammates, and Jeff finally makes the observation on all our minds, which is that, after 39 days on the island, tbey should be able to make fire.

Becky finally triumphs, but the display was dismal enough that everyone and their dog had to know it was going to be between Oz and Yul in the end. Which it was.

The final jury council, where they pelt the finalists with questions, was much milder than I anticipated from this group. Everyone pretty much gave them the props they deserved. The only notable exceptions were Adam, who was a confrontational idiot, and Jonathan, who comes across far more antagonistic than his questions really were. In fact, I thought his had the most substance of anyone, and felt he might have swayed people against Ozzy, due to his Beauty Pageant answer about what he’d do with the money (though he was certainly earnest in his answer, as he was with all his answers.)

It was moving and all three held up well. And, while I know that Becky was essentially a non-starter in this particular situation, I have to say that I approve whole-heartedly on the final three concept. Mostly because it pretty much ensures that two of the final three would be most deserving. In past seasons, the winner of the final immunity picks who he goes to the final two with. this would have been Ozzy’s choice, and, if he were smart, which he is, he’d have taken Becky, who had no prayer of beating him, leaving Yul to go home. This way, no choosing, they all go. I hope they keep this concept in future seasons.

I honestly had no idea who would win after the tribal council was over, except to know that it wouldn’t be Becky. At the final tribal, live in California, Jeff read the votes….and it came down 5-4 in favor of Yul. I would have been thrilled with either winning, and when Oz realized how close it was going to be, you could tell, challenge monster that he is, how badly he wanted it. But he maintained his composure really well. And he got the popularity vote online and won the SUV (which he won by an equally tight margin over Yul.) That, and the runner up money, ain’t too shabby a consolation prize. His answer to Jeff about what the game meant to him was incredibly moving.

Very satistfying conclusion. Both in watching the final 3/4 finish out their game…and, frankly, watching the jury have to sit there and admit they were outplayed (and outclassed) by the most deserving tribe ever. Ha. Loved it.

Even more satisfying is the number of Blog Babes who voted both for Parvati to be voted out Thursday and Yul to win it all on Sunday. As it happens, the winner got both of them right. Only fitting given how the season played out. So, this week’s SHaQ Attack prize goes to Blog Babe Diana P!

And now…sob! No MAC! Whatever will we do? Well, I hear there is this show running all this week called Identity. Might give it a look and see if it’s MACworthy for the week anyway. If not…we’ll have to fill out time debating on the upcoming season of American Idol and Apprentice L.A. (I know, slim pickings there!) Fortunately both Survivor (Fiji!) and Amazing Race come back in February. Sigh of relief.

Have a great Monday! Tune in tomorrow for this week’s SHaQ Attack contest details.

Survivor Finale Details!!

Well, from all the votes yesterday, one thing is clear - there is absolutely no consensus on who we think is going home tomorrow night. The votes are all over the place, with every Survivor represented, and there is no clear leader. Which I think shows how good this season really is - because I don’t have any idea who I’d pick for this week. I know who I’d like to see go home, which I think I made clear in my last episode MAC, but I am very aware anything could happen. I don’t think there is any foregone conclusion.

Below is yesterday’s column from TV Guide Online. It contains details of how the finale will work (though no spoilers on what happens with any of the players.) Read on for explanation of how they will get from 6 down to 1 winner in two shows. It’s pretty cool. I can’t wait to see the last two episodes!! I’m even more excited now. :)

Survivor: Cook Islands — Finale Shockers Revealed!
by Ileane Rudolph

Survivor: Cook Islands
“Think of Survivor like a letter from a loved one,” says Mark Burnett, who created the reality show that’s now coming to the end of its 13th season. “You recognize the envelope and the handwriting, but [inside] is a fresh letter.” “Fresh” is a good word to describe what’s coming up in the finale of CBS’ Survivor: Cook Islands. In an exclusive sneak peek, Burnett and host Jeff Probst tell TVGuide.com how they’ll upend hallowed traditions on Cook’s finale airing Sunday, Dec. 17.

Cooking the Numbers: There will be three finalists (instead of the usual two) at the final tribal council. And with the size of the jury raised to nine (from seven), there’s the possibility of a three-way tie in the competition for the $1 million prize. Not to mention a bigger dose of rancor, bile and wacko questions from cast-offs who make up the newly expanded jury.

Final Challenges: The finale begins busting protocol immediately with five players still in the game. Their first challenge, Burnett reveals, “is the hardest puzzle we’ve ever done, called Compass Rose.” Challenge producer Dan Munday spent two days, “like a mad scientist, cutting pieces of wood,” says Probst. ” Finally, he showed us exactly how it comes apart and then asked us to put it back together. I quit after 30 minutes.” It takes the winner 25 minutes to solve it, Probst reveals, adding that “this final five had the highest IQs of any final five.” The final four’s last immunity challenge involves balancing on a very small post, one that gets smaller and smaller — 10 feet above the water. “It required balance but also intense concentration and pain tolerance, because it was made of steel and was not comfortable,” Probst explains.

Survivors’ Reactions: How does the surviving quartet react to the news that there would be three headed to the final tribal council? “The reaction is mixed,” says Probst. “A couple are excited because it gives them an extra shot at the million. But for the other two, there is a sense of dread — they realize the strategy they had been planning won’t work. From an audience point of view,” says Probst, “the best news is that you have at least two people who are likable and very deserving of winning, and for me, that is a home run. I’ll be very satisfied that whoever wins is a good winner.”

Live Doin’s: The big prize will be awarded in L.A. “The coolest part of the finale is that we’re re-creating the tribal-council shipwreck at the CBS studios,” Probst reveals.

The finale changes come at the conclusion of a season marked by new rules and procedures — first and foremost, the racially segregated teams that opened the Cook Islands contest. Despite the loud, early criticism of the tactic, Burnett says he’s proud of the season. “What it really showed is that the American public will embrace a diverse cast,” he says. “And the number of applications from minorities is now getting larger, because they see they have chance.” So who’s going to win? We asked Burnett to handicap the six players still in the game.

Yul: “He has that dangerous combination of being extremely likable and extremely cerebral. He used the immunity idol in a very smart way, and it actually turned the game.”
Ozzy: “He’s one of the greatest challenge players we’ve ever had, up there with Terry and Colby. He certainly is a target.”
Adam: “There’s no question that we’ve focused on his alliance with Candice, but he’s a very strong player. He might be more clever than we think.” (Candice, who was booted a couple of weeks ago, was “near genius,” says Burnett, but Adam was “her Achilles heel.”)
Becky: “She may be playing a clever, silent but deadly game in that she’s letting [her ally] Yul take all the heat [while], for much of the show, she has been under the radar.”
Parvati: “Parvati’s a good athlete and can be a very strong challenge player, and she’s not afraid to use her sexuality.”
Sundra: “Sundra has offended nobody, and is the kind of person who can go to the end because she’s not seen as a threat. And if she gets to the end — everyone likes her.”

And the future? Survivor: Fiji — the show’s 14th edition, set on the South Pacific island — will likely debut in February. “It has an extremely unique opening episode,” Burnett says. “There will be an Exile Island, but it’s quite different, and the hidden immunity portion of the game has an interesting twist.” And look for yet another new way to divide the tribes — and keep Survivor fresh.

End of article.

Sounds pretty interesting, doesn’t it? Any guesses on who finishes the puzzle that fast? My first thought was Yul, but I’m thinking Becky is the puzzle monster, so who knows! At least this finale sounds like it promises to be a whole lot more exciting than the one this past Sunday. Pay attention, Jerry!

Happy Hump Day everyone!

Technology…

I am definitely a techno-geek. If it’s smaller, faster, cooler, cuter, I’m interested. I’ve been a card carrying member of the iPod nation since Apple first gave birth to the little white wonder. (Now mine is even littler, and a very cute shade of pink. In this case, cute trumps smaller. Nano’s are adorable, but where are the colors, man?) What? Me, superficial and shallow?

Possibly. :-)

And then the mother of all cool inventions came along, especially for us square-eyes. (My mother’s term for my sisters and I when she thought we were watching too much television. She told us it would make our eyes square like the tv screen.) Hmm…I wonder if they make really cute square glasses to match? Anyway, TiVo was born and all was right in the land. So, okay, I don’t actually have TiVo, I have TiFaux, which means I own the cool DVR unit that my satellite dish company so lovingly gave me as my free sign up gift. They are forever on my Christmas card list for that one. Oh – and satellite dishes. Ahhh. Another square-eyed gift from the space gods. Really, it’s all just an embarrassment of riches when you think about how spoiled we are. I like spoiled. Life is hard. We all deserve a little spoiling, right? I just choose to take mine in the form of techno hardware instead of Manolos and Mischkas.

So, naturally, when DSL was finally introduced into my town, I had to have it. Finally, no more dial up. Finally, no more dedicated phone line. So we had the Verizon gods install it. And life was good. A year has passed, and that second dedicated phone line was now a waste of money that could be spent downloading more music from iTunes (or something equally earth shatteringly important.) But, of course, I’d had the DSL installed on that second, now useless line. Our main number, the one listed with schools, friends, family, and every other person we’ve given it out to in the past ten years…the number I wanted to keep, was DSL free.

So the Verizon gods informed me I had to merely open a new account with the main number, and once the DSL was installed and running (cheaper and faster, too – why did I wait so long?) then they’d simply disconnect service to the other line. How hard could that be? Last Friday was D Day. Or DSL Day anyway. And all went smoothly. Shocking, I know. But true.

And life, once again, was good. And cheaper. So even better.

Then yesterday afternoon at about 4 pm, they disconnected my old phone line and cut off the old DSL service. And nothing has worked right since. We’d already disconnected the line inside the house, took down the DSL modem, all of it. So why this could have any affect, we don’t know, and neither did the DSL God, Greg, who was charming, but eventually no help whatsoever, despite the fact that we spent a very long two and a half hours in each others company and his wife is getting one of my books as a surprise present. He eventually surmised it was my router. My brand new, $150 router that has given me zero problems until 4 pm yesterday when they pulled the plug on my old DSL account. Funny, that was just a coincidence. So I talked to Gupta, the Linksys goddess, for another hour, and she decided they should just send me a new router. I’m still convinced that little piece of hardware works just fine, but Goddess Gupta had done all she could do.

So, here I sit, willing slave to technology that I am, in a bookstore, bumming WiFi service (ah yes, wireless…we haven’t even talked about that little slice of forever connected heaven…spoiled indeed) so I can dutifully submit my blog…and get my email. And, okay, a hot chocolate grande with whipped cream and sprinkles. Hey, it’s cold outside. And I had to drive. My commute is usually down the hall and my mode of transportation is bunny slippers. (No, not technologically advanced at all, but sometimes throwbacks can’t be beat.) And they get great gas mileage.

I have no idea how long I will be internet impaired. Or how many grande hot chocolates are in my immediate future. And yet, though I’m frustrated by technology spitting in my eye, when I’ve been nothing but an adoring acolyte, I patiently wait for my router replacement and sit in bookstore café’s. Because, in the end, it’s still better than dial up.

Yes. I have been assimilated.

Happy Hump Day everyone!