FINALLY, the show begins for reals. The Powers That Be have hinted that there would be a big twist this season, and Simon announces up front that two will go home tomorrow - not surprising since we started with 13 instead of 12 - then Ryan closes the show by announcing that the way we send home singers this season is gonna change…and the judges will have more say. See, America, this is what you get for keeping Sanjaya on the show for so long. You’ve brought this on yourselves.
The rumor is that the bottom two vote getters will have a sing off…and the judges decide who goes home. I am all for this and think it will lend a really exciting twist to the show. So…bring it on!!
The judges make a splashy entrance, enter stage center, which was supposedly Simon’s idea. And, if so…way to dress for the occasion, dude. Of course, if I’m being honest, I actually applauded, because if the world were left up to me (and, honestly, when will the world figure this out?) every day would be Casual Friday and all panty hose, high heels, neck ties, and suit jackets would be globally banned.
So, it’s time for the first round…and the theme? Michael Jackson. At least they can’t complain that there aren’t enough songs to choose from. I think he’s only just shy of the Beatle’s collection.
Lil Rounds is up first and sings The Way You Make Me Feel, put a bit of a bluesy feel to it and does a great job with the hella voice of hers. Agree with Simon that the outfit wasn’t perhaps the most flattering, but I admit it’s nice to see someone who isn’t a size minus zero for a change.
Scott is up next, and we’re getting a little family background with each singer and we learn that he’s been mostly blind since birth, as has his sister, despite no history of it in either family. Now, he’s a darling guy and so very, very earnest, but I don’t find his music all that riveting. He sounded tons better tonight with the keyboard at hand, but sang a little known MJ song, Keep The Faith, which also didn’t move me, but did make me think that perhaps his music career could go the spiritual route and he might do well for himself there. But as a pop idol, not so much with me. Sorry, Scott.
We managed to get all the way through the family information section on Danny Gokey and it had nothing to do with his deceased wife, so…that was a bonus. He comes from quite the clan, with a father who is apparently the reincarnation of Burl Ives. Or just thinks he is. Danny sings PYT, which…okay. Let’s see how that works out. Interesting take on the song. He gives it all he’s got and does a pretty decent job…I think he’ll be one who will benefit, much as David Cook did, from the polishing this show will give him. All the elements are there, but they need a bit of smoothing out and refining. Still….pretty darn good opener. Judges are digging it.
Next up, oil rig boy, Michael Sarver, and it seems like all these singers so far have had a tough life. He’s singing You Are Not Alone. A ballad…and he does a very nice job with it, which is good considering I haven’t been a big fan. I’m not a huge ballad fan, mostly because they all sound the same. So you really need to bring something unique to it, either a really distinctive voice or a change up on arrangment. Michael just does a decent job singing it. So, while nice, not memorable. Unlike Gokey, who you know who is singing the minute you hear him…this guy could be anybody. Sorry, Mike! Judges are diggin it. Me, not as much. Because singing passionately isn’t going to be enough this season - everyone here can sing passionately, and everyone wants it. You gotta bring more.
So what is Jasmine wearing? Sort of Mod Squad Meets An Unfortunate Pepto Bismal Incident. She comes from a very photogenic family. Dang. Mom needs to rethink the hair, though. Okay, so she’s going with I’ll Be There. Another ballad, but this one is more distinctive on its own, so all she has to do is bring the vocals, which isn’t a problem for her. But, again, she’s a very good singer and she delivers, but I don’t know that you’d know her voice on the radio and I think that’s what it’s going to come down to this year, amongst this group. Still, enjoyable evening of singing so far. But I haven’t been compelled to hit iTunes yet….
I’m already fast forwarding through Paula’s comments and we’re only four singers in on round one….just sayin.
Okay, what the hell is this new show, Glee? I seriously think I must watch this. Or get a gig as a staff writer there.
On with the show…we’re up to cutie patootie Kris, who has a really deep voice for a not so massive dude. Aw, he’s a newlywed and they’re ridiculously cute. I hope he brings it, because I really want to like this guy. He’s singing Remember the Time and we get him with the guitar. I think he’s definitely more comfortable with it, and he does a bit of a current Maroon Five-y version of the song, and while it’s not a knock-out-the-park performance for me, it is relevent, which is the first time this evening anyone has come close to approaching that. Yes, even Gokey. So, you go, Cute Patoot!
Paula, somewhere deep down, below all the pharmaceuticals, does actually have a point. But my life is simply not long enough to wait around for her to figure out how to articulate it.
Jello Hair Girl, Alison, is up next and still has a massive voice, but not so much with the personality, although certainly better. She’s singing Give In To Me…and sounds like she’s had this long life filled with too much partying and too little sleep, so how that happens at 16 I have no idea, but it’s just jarring for me. I know, I’m not giving her the props she really deserves, because she has a rock star level of talent…but she’s uncomfortable for me to watch and listen to. (And wow, until they work on the whole speaking spontaneously thing, she needs to just stand there a nod a lot. Because Jason could pull of the stoner thing and be adorable….Alison just sounds like she’s strung out.)
So, Anoop is up next and given his love of 80’s tunes, I’d think this theme would be right up his alley! I heart his family. Awww. He goes with Beat It. Wow, big song for him. Liking the new tighter hair style, and love that he’s abandoned the sweater-geek look, but still wears a tie under his jeans/army jacket ensemble. Seriously, you have to love this guy’s commitment to his true self. However, with this particular tune, unless he’s going bring the dance moves with it, it’s going to come out thin and wanting. And it does. He definitely goes for it, but not the right song choice. Not without a tightly choregraphed dance crew on stage with him. Sorry, A-Dawg, because you know I love you. I’m worried about you now.
Jorge…wow, what a clan. Extended doesn’t do justice to how big his family is. Nice to see the love and support. He’s singing Never Can Say Goodbye. I happen to really love this song, and he does a nice job with it, but memorable? Probably not. Needed a bit more funk bassline and earnestness, both of which should have been natural for him. Come on, Jorge, don’t let me down! I don’t want to be saying good-bye to you already.
Meghan’s turn. Gee. Can I go get some snacks? Take five? No? So…she congrats her bro on turning 21 -and we see him in all his stoner glory in the audience. Yo, dude, have you checked out Jello Girl? I see future couple all over that pair. Also, Meghan, with the full arm tattoo, yeah, the whole Katy Perry outfit? Wow, just all kinds of nauseating. Mom, however, pretty stunning. Hard to picture Meghan herself as a mom, though. She seems so young. So very. She’s singing Rockin Robin. Because….really? And, oddly, I’m kind of digging her voice more, which - quel shock! - but wow, what a cheese-tastic song to sing. She does actually have a distinctive voice, but where did this choice even come from? Yikes. About as anti-relevant as you can get. Times ten. Hated it. And the even cheesiertastic dancing it rode in on.
Yay, we finally get to my favorite new gay television boyfriend! Woo! Adam Lambert arrives and he’s singing Black & White…interested to see what he does with that. Can he just sing a couple of songs and we can skip straight to tomorrow? So..okay, pay attention everyone - THAT? Is stage presence. He owns. OWNS. Because, that song? Seriously? Who would do that? And I’m totally downloading it right now. Right after I go back and watch it again. Holy sh*t. I need something cold to drink….and then I want to go shopping with him.
I hope for the sake of the next up, it’s a long commercial break.
We get Matt Giraud AND his piano and I am all over that. Two faves in a row! He sings Human Nature, and I’ll be honest, not my fave performance, but I know I’m going to be downloading this guy this season. I can watch and listen to him sing for hours and I really, really like the quality and sound of his voice. He’s distinctive and current and I am all about keeping him around for weeks to come. Nicely done!
Pimp spot goes to Alexis. She’s singing Dirty Diana, which is all kinds of awesome. She looks great. However, as she opens, she’s only getting half of each word out before rushing on to the next…let’s hope she gets in the groove and delivers. Because I think we know after tonight, that anything less is not going to win you this contest. And, to give her props, she does totally go for it. Not sure she has the strength of voice, in terms of punch (aka Jello Girl) to really rock it the way she’s trying to, but big props for going for it one hundred percent.
All in all…probably one of my favorite first rounds ever, to be honest. I think we have a really talented group this season, nary a Sanjaya or Christy Lee in the bunch. Even the less than memorable performances were solidly delivered, if not necessarily recording artist caliber. But a very entertaining night. With some stand out faves that are going to make this a very interesting season indeed. And if we really do get the sudden death sing offs? Oh, I am ALL over that.
Tops? Adam, Matt, Kris, Lil, Danny, and Alison (….because what else can you do? Mediocre she’s not.)
Middlin’ but could move up: Alexis, Jorge
Entertaining, but I won’t be downloading…yet: Jasmine, Anoop
Will probably be typing my blog while listening: Scott, Michael, Meghan
Which two will go home tomorrow…I have absolutely no idea. It’s that good this season, y’all.
What did you think? Because now? Is your time to DISH!!
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