What happened to winter?
As I type, it’s nine in the morning and it’s a rainy 50 degrees outside. And it’s the last day of January. Not surprising if I lived in Florida, but I live just outside D.C. in northern Virginia. I probably jinxed the whole winter season with my Black Diamond Challenge. Needless to say, skiing isn’t all that great around the mid-Atlantic at the moment. Which gives me a great out for not accomplishing my goal of tackling the whole mountain, but I’d much rather be on some part of the mountain than none. I had such high hopes back in November when we got early snow and the resorts opened earlier than usual…now it’s like skiing in a giant vat of slurpee mix. So, what I’m hoping, is that by whining here, I’ll reverse the jinx and we’ll get pummeled with the white stuff. (Okay, no hate mail. I’d be perfectly happy for it to stay 50 here, as long as it’s 30 on the slopes about ninety minutes west of me.) Karman? Are you listening?
About Karman… I used to post on a very chatty writer’s bulletin board some time back, and at some point the comment was made about karma being a bitch. This was repeated several times over the course of that particular conversation, until finally one of the bb lurkers shyly popped up to ask, “Who is this Karman? And why do you guys think she’s such a bitch?” And, yes, Karman was born. And, yes, at times, she can be a real humdinger.
Okay, today’s MAC: Can I say I’m about over the Bachelor already? Of course, I’m sucked in to the season this far, might as well see who the poor sap ends up with. I swear, I’m skipping next season. (Yeah, I say that every year.) But I honestly don’t care. I feel very removed from the process this season.
But some things never change. Every season they have a “villain” bachelorette in the house who doesn’t get along with anyone, except usually the bachelor, who is captivated with her for whatever reason that is beyond us but usually involves a rather large cup size, if you know what I mean. But the hormone induced fog usually lifts and he mercifully comes to his senses before the final rose is handed out, much to the relief of the entire viewing audience who typically loathes her. This season, that role is filled by Moana. Only, for the first time, I don’t hate the villain. In fact, until last night, she struck me as the only sane one in the house. So naturally she falls apart in last night’s episode and I’m beginning to wonder if maybe the other women in the house might not have a point. Sigh.
So there is little left to root for really. For an educated man Dr. Travis is almost a bit too doofy. Yes, we shamelessly got more shirtless bachelor last night and I certainly wasn’t complaining (I’m shallow like that) but honestly, he gets more “Opie” to me every week. I didn’t have a problem with who he sent home. A shame he felt Jehan’s past was so “tainted” but I guess he’s got to be true to what he wants. Still. He lost more points with me there. So the final four are Susan, Moana, Sarah from Canada, and Sarah from Tenn. (who, I’m sorry, seems more sister/brother with him than lover/girlfriend. Is it just me?) I can’t get all that excited about any of the potential pairs. I’m very meh on the whole thing.
Next week he goes to meet the families. Already. I know. I thought with fewer women earlier in the season, we’d get to see more relationship development, but in this case it feels the exact opposite. I’m not at all invested in any “story arc.” I think maybe my shark has finally jumped. Shrug. Will I tune in next week? Probably.































