Finally!

Sorry this is so late in getting up today, but the good news is, I finally got my DSL and router issues resolved. It took me all morning and a very long talk with Luis at Verizon, but he’s my new best friend since he got all the bugs worked out and we’re up and running again. So Yay Luis!

So, I caved and TiFaux’d The Bachelor finale. Yes, I know. I am so lame. But at least that way I could just skim. Most. Unsatisfying. Ending. Ever. (And if you watched the Jesse Palmer or Jen Scheft season, you know that’s really saying something.) And I even saw it coming a million miles away. So, there’s an hour or so of my life I’ll never get back. Someday I’ll learn.

I did spend another hour or so of my life in a far more pleasurable pursuit…reading the re-release of Jennifer Crusie’s Anyone But You. (Fred’s book, if you’re familiar with her backlist.) It was just superb and reminded me why I’m such a huge fan of hers. Not that I needed reminding, but you know you’ve hit on a wonderful talent when you can jump back ten years and their old work reads just as fresh and fun as their new work. Loved it! I highly recommend it. (I mean, it has Bassett Hound Fred, Oreos, Amaretto Milkshakes, and Alex, a totally hot hero…what more do you want? A 40 year old heroine who doesn’t have a perfect bod anymore but her ten-years-younger hero wants her anyway? Oh yeah, it has that, too! Check it out!)

Lots of entries in this week’s giveaway - keep ‘em coming!!

Finally!

Sorry this is so late in getting up today, but the good news is, I finally got my DSL and router issues resolved. It took me all morning and a very long talk with Luis at Verizon, but he’s my new best friend since he got all the bugs worked out and we’re up and running again. So Yay Luis!

So, I caved and TiFaux’d The Bachelor finale. Yes, I know. I am so lame. But at least that way I could just skim. Most. Unsatisfying. Ending. Ever. (And if you watched the Jesse Palmer or Jen Scheft season, you know that’s really saying something.) And I even saw it coming a million miles away. So, there’s an hour or so of my life I’ll never get back. Someday I’ll learn.

I did spend another hour or so of my life in a far more pleasurable pursuit…reading the re-release of Jennifer Crusie’s Anyone But You. (Fred’s book, if you’re familiar with her backlist.) It was just superb and reminded me why I’m such a huge fan of hers. Not that I needed reminding, but you know you’ve hit on a wonderful talent when you can jump back ten years and their old work reads just as fresh and fun as their new work. Loved it! I highly recommend it. (I mean, it has Fred, Oreos, Amaretto Milkshakes, and Alex, a totally hot hero…what more do you want? A 40 year old heroine who doesn’t have a perfect bod anymore but her ten-years-younger hero wants her anyway? Oh yeah, it has that, too! Check it out!)

Lots of entries in this week’s giveaway - keep ‘em coming!!

Monday, Monday…..and Yay Drew!

Okay, first with the fun stuff. This week’s giveaway. Well, since my next book, BAD BOYS IN KILTS, officially hits the shelves this Wednesday (that would be day after tomorrow, March 1st, Wednesday of this week, at a bookstore near you…okay, enough with the shameless plugging, I get it.) So, anyway, I thought I’d giveaway a signed copy. Then I realized that no one would go buy a copy if they thought they might win one this week, which means it should have been last week’s giveaway, but as I’m in the final stages of deadline dementia (finishing up the spin off to Bad Boys In Kilts, in fact) I overlooked this key factor.

But what the heck, I’m giving it away anyway! Send me your emails to donna@donnakauffman.com with PICK ME!! in the subject line and come Friday I will randomly select a lucky winner from all the entries. Good luck!

Well, the Olympics are over and, while I watched, I didn’t get caught up like I did four years ago. I’m not sure why. I was glad Ohno got his gold though. I like that guy. But my real heartbreak is this. Yes, it’s true. Dancing with the Stars is over. I know, I know! Sniff. Where am I going to get my weekly ballroom fix now? At least America got it right and awarded the Glittery Trophy of Excess to Drew and Cheryl. Whoooooooooo!

Now start casting Season 3, dangit! I miss this stuff already.

So…on a reality roll here…tonight we find out who The Bachelor picks. Yeah, I know. Yawn. You might have detected my personal shark jump a few weeks ago as I haven’t commented on this show in a while. It’s just..I. can’t. care. I’m finally over it. (She says, until they trot out the next Bachelorette… I know, I’m such a Fickle Fanny.) But this season? I’m so over it. Depending on how I feel, I might MAC tomorrow, or I might not.

However, I will most definitely be MACing like a MADwoman on Wednesday morning, yo. Because? Tomorrow night, ah yes, tomorrow night, I finally get my fill of my PHIL back!! The action, the adventure, the travel, the exotic locales, the (thank god) teams of two with a pre-existing relationship, the Amazing Bathmat of Elimination, and….the Philiminator himself. Yes, the Amazing Race is back! I’m giddy, I’m verklempt. This is the reality show that sucked me into the Reality World. It’s all Phil’s fault. Actually, it’s all Jill’s fault. She made me watch. But it’s Phil and his Amazing Eyebrow Pop that turned me into an unabashed reality show fangirl. (Hey, I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, a girl has to have one vice, right? And it’s not even fattening!)

(No, cookie dough ice cream does not count as a vice. It’s a food group, I tell you. A food group. Where else am I going to get my daily dairy intake?)

Confession time: Amazing Race is the only reality show that actually calls to me as a competitor. (See the world! Do crazy stunts! No starving like Survivor. And no bugs!) I came very close to signing up a few summers ago. A fellow writer pal of mine (Hi Jill!!) and I were going to fill out the forms and film our entry video at the Romance Writers of America national conference. Because, come on, we’d have been shoo-ins! If the Bowling Mom’s can make it, can you imagine “Team Romance Writers?” Casting Gold, I tell you! We were a lock. But my trusty partner ended up having very painful total reconstructive shoulder surgery and I ended up having very painful, totally reconstructive divorce proceedings. Not because of Amazing Race. Although, in retrospect, perhaps that would have been a most excellent time to leave the country for six weeks on a trip around the world. Ah well. Life’s not over yet. It could still happen!

So, last season, during the Family Edition, my extended family and I had a great time imagining how things would have gone if we’d entered with various four-person pairings from our own genetic chain. Much hilarity ensued. In reality, probably not so much for the competing team as for those of us at home watching them self destruct on national television. Still, it made our least favorite season more bearable. And, given as how I am the lone female in a house surrounded by teenage guys and all their teenage guy friends, I had much love for those Linz boys. But even more for their lone sister, Megan. I’m glad she survived, as it gives me hope! And I’m glad they won. (And donated their winnings to their parents. Naturally, I made sure my guys saw that part of the show. :-D )

Happy Monday, everyone!

Friday Giveaway Day!

Time to announce this week’s winner! Drum roll please…. And the winner is Carolyn M from Massachusetts! Wooo! Your book will go out in the mail later today. Right after my dreaded meeting with the tax guy. Hope you enjoy (one of us should be having fun, right? :) )

Tune in Monday to find out what next week’s giveaway will be!

Okay, so I managed to sort through all my receipts and put together a somewhat coherent report on the state of my deductions and expenses. And I managed to write all the pages I was supposed to (no claims as to their wit and brilliance, but hey…) So I figured I had more then earned the right to plop down and revel (wallow?) in an evening’s worth of reality television. I am bowing to the TiFaux Gods for making my night of Tom Bergeron and Cookie Dough ice cream possible.

So here’s all the MAC and more…

First up, American Idol’s Boot-Your-Butt-Off Show. This crew is kind of fun. And Ryan is kind of cute. Even the judges are being somewhat coherent and helpful. (I said somewhat, don’t go crazy on me.) So I was interested to see how America would vote. (Warning, if you haven’t watched your tape, I’m about to name names.) On the girls side, we said good-bye to Stevie and Becky. Now, neither surprised me in terms of their singing. But I was surprised that Becky’s supermodel looks didn’t get her enough of the guy vote. Maybe those Maxim bikini photos with her twin sister should have leaked a few days sooner… Ah well. I might have chosen others to go first (yes, Brenna, I’m looking at you) but I’m okay with those. On the guys side, we said goodbye to Fun Bobby (who was channeling Jackie Gleason as Barry Manilow the other night or something, and honestly, it frightened me) and I was very okay with him going, mostly for fear he’d go for Wayne Newton as Elton John next week. Unfortunately we also said goodbye to Patrick, who I thought was pretty decent and had a good voice. Maybe not final 2 material, but certainly better than a week one boot, or even a week three boot, and certainly better than some of the other guys (yes, I’m looking at you Bucky.) I said at the time he sang, that he picked the wrong song and had the double whammy of going first, and eleven songs later, no one would remember him. In this case, I hated that I was right. Looking forward to next week!

On to Survivor… Shane was actually not insane this week (that we saw, because you know he’s still crazy cuckoo pants.) Cirie continues to grow on me. And though Casaya does not have my love as a tribe, I can’t help but smile when they win things because, on the surface, La Mina should just be smmokin’ those guys, but every challenge so far has been really really close. I’d rather bunk with La Mina. And not just because Terry is all kinds of hot, and it’s great to be able to say that and not be accused of cradle robbing. (Yeah, I know, Austin, cute AND a writer? But almost young enough to be my son. Sigh.) And given both tribes relative state of starvation (how cruel is it that all those fish are jumping around and they can’t catch one…and when they do catch fish, they’re the poisonous puffer kind?) was I the only one scratching my head when the reward challenge wasn’t food, but toilet paper? Are you kidding me with that, Mark Burnett? I thought it was hilarious that the winning tribe immediately chose to store wood in there. Now, I’m not a Bobby fan thus far (a shame that) but despite his less than gentlemanly way of saying so, couldn’t they all have taken advantage of the luxury at least once, THEN stored the damn wood in there? Just sayin. In the end, buh bye, Ruth Marie. The right choice, I think, though I liked her well enough.

Now on to the grande finale of the evening…Dancing with the Stars final dance off show. Almost! Psych! Was anyone else as surprised as I was that they tossed in that final round of judged dancing on Sunday night’s results show finale? From the looks on the dancer’s faces, they weren’t too thrilled about it either, but I was really glad to hear it. I love that the audience is involved and we all get to vote (except I couldn’t get through once last night!) but giving us half the vote makes it more popularity contest than dance contest. I was happy to see them bring it down the final three, as the math is more in favor of a fair result that way but it was still going to come down to whose fan base was bigger, not who performed the best. By giving the judges that one last edge to alter the final totals…yes, I was a very happy camper indeed.

On to the performances…
I thought Samantha Harris did really well, gumby knees and all. I’m glad both hosts found out first hand what the celebs have been going through. Cheers to Tom and Sam!

Jerry and Anna – they chose the right first dance and I did think that was the most ballroom dancer Jerry has looked all competition. The second dance, while cute, was a bit of a letdown. I thought the wigs were fun, but they were distracting as the dance went on. I kept thinking they’d take them off and it bugged me. The routine wasn’t as exciting as it could have been, but they had a blast and it got the crowd going. I especially loved Jerry’s backstage “persona” giving Anna a hard time about “Daddy’s talking now.” Funny. I was glad he got higher scores, he deserved them. And still deserved to be in last place. Sorry, Jerry!

Stacy and Tony – I heard Stacy injured her foot in rehearsals a few days back, so I was interested to see how she would do and she definitely came through like a trouper. I thought their first dance was really sharp and I even thought I saw them acting like a real pair for a change. There were glimpses, okay? But Tony’s choreography seriously let them down in the second song. It was slow and so incredibly basic. I used to compete back in the day in disco (stop laughing) and that was basic even for me. Which isn’t saying much, but I was only eighteen, so it’s saying something. And yes, the part of me that is small and petty was happy to see them falter and give my team a chance to take over first place.

Which brings me to Drew and Cheryl. I thought the singing on their first song was seriously messed up and very, very distracting, but they pulled the dance off really well. It’s one of my favorite dances of theirs and I enjoyed the reprise a lot, but boy did the singing bug me. Now the second dance? THAT, my friends, is what the free dance is supposed to be about. Given how good they’ve all been this season, I was so disappointed up to that point. (Am I the only one who would have killed to see the free dance routine Louis could have created for Lisa? You know it would have been killer!) I heard Drew was nursing a groin injury from their rehearsals and when I saw all those lifts in the rehearsal footage, I could see why it had happened. Thankfully, he too, hung in there and put on a great show. I loved their cowboy dance. Loved it. I thought the song was great. And Cheryl’s choreography was top drawer. I wish the judges had given her more credit. ANY credit. She really deserved a very big pat on the back for putting that show together. You da bomb, Cheryl.

So…now it’s anyone’s game, I suppose. Jerry stepped up, Stacy faltered, Drew stayed the course. I hope my guy wins the Glittery Trophy of Excess. We find out Sunday!

Have a great weekend, everybody. (And keep your fingers crossed my DSL issues are resolved by then. I’m hot chocolated out.)

Tax time…

So, tomorrow morning is my appointment with my tax guy. Yesterday I was talking about how I am a total techno geek. This does not extend to utilizing very conveniently created accounting and tax software. In that respect, I am a throwback to another generation. Otherwise known as the Shoebox Generation.

Now, I am kind of organized. I do have a series of file folders where I file various receipts throughout the year. Okay, so maybe quarterly-ish I take the Leaning Tower of Receipts and force myself to file them. With most of those going in the “Business” folder. A catch all folder meaning “anything that doesn’t fit in the other folders.” So, in other words, like 90% of all paper generated in my house that’s not schoolwork. I dutifully, if not so much regularly, sort through and file all those little scraps, and feel quite assured that come the end of the year (or, the very last second a few months into the new year when I can’t put it off a day longer) I will easily sort through the stuffed folders and put together some kind of coherent report for the tax guy to use in figuring out my taxes.

Yes, I could use Excel or something similar to keep track during the year, so all I have to do is push PRINT and voila, instant report. But no, I won’t. I just don’t want to. That would mean facing this annoying task monthly. Or even quarterly. No, no. I want to shove everything in my neatly labeled folders and not think about them until that one day I pull the proverbial “shoe box of receipts” out and sort through it once and for all, before packing it all away in a labeled accordion file for that tax year…and starting all over again with freshly emptied labeled folders.

That day is today.

And only because Appt. w/ Tax Guy Day is tomorrow. Had I known it would also be One Week Before Deadline Day, I might have planned better, but who knew? So I taped the Olympics last night…well, five hours of them anyway, and plan on watching/listening to them as I sort, sift, and tally. There may be munchies involved as well, because, you know, sustenance is key when confronting such a monumental task.

All this is to say that if I babble incoherently in my blog tomorrow, I’m either a) cross-eyed from trying to make out totals on receipts where the ink has magically disappeared or b) recovering from the crying jag induced by my accountant when he tells me he needs a more detailed report. The latter is generally cured by ingesting copious amounts of cookie dough ice cream and swearing I’ll keep better track during the course of the next tax year.

Even though I know I’m lying.

Any excuse for ice cream, right? (Rule #1: It’s Always About the Ice Cream)

Now, one last comment today. Are the programming gods trying to make me crazy? (Okay, the rest of the short drive to crazy?) I am a confessed reality show addict. I do not want a 12 Step Program to cure me. What I do want is for there not to be three shows (four if you count the Olympics, which has almost been more reality show than some of the regular ones these days, with all the bickering and oops’s) all scheduled on the same night, at the same time! Dancing w/ the Stars final night of competition to see if Drew outscores Stacy on his last try. Survivor, to see if they’re smart enough to send Shane to Exile Island so we can watch him really freak his freak out. And the first results show on American Idol. (I know, I know, but they’re interesting this year. No, really.) I can only TiFaux, tape, and watch so many things, programmers. It’s cruel, I tell you. Especially when other nights are a programming wasteland. Don’t make me have to choose.

(I see a potential for even more medicinal ice cream in my immediate future.)

Technology…

I am definitely a techno-geek. If it’s smaller, faster, cooler, cuter, I’m interested. I’ve been a card carrying member of the iPod nation since Apple first gave birth to the little white wonder. (Now mine is even littler, and a very cute shade of pink. In this case, cute trumps smaller. Nano’s are adorable, but where are the colors, man?) What? Me, superficial and shallow?

Possibly. :-)

And then the mother of all cool inventions came along, especially for us square-eyes. (My mother’s term for my sisters and I when she thought we were watching too much television. She told us it would make our eyes square like the tv screen.) Hmm…I wonder if they make really cute square glasses to match? Anyway, TiVo was born and all was right in the land. So, okay, I don’t actually have TiVo, I have TiFaux, which means I own the cool DVR unit that my satellite dish company so lovingly gave me as my free sign up gift. They are forever on my Christmas card list for that one. Oh – and satellite dishes. Ahhh. Another square-eyed gift from the space gods. Really, it’s all just an embarrassment of riches when you think about how spoiled we are. I like spoiled. Life is hard. We all deserve a little spoiling, right? I just choose to take mine in the form of techno hardware instead of Manolos and Mischkas.

So, naturally, when DSL was finally introduced into my town, I had to have it. Finally, no more dial up. Finally, no more dedicated phone line. So we had the Verizon gods install it. And life was good. A year has passed, and that second dedicated phone line was now a waste of money that could be spent downloading more music from iTunes (or something equally earth shatteringly important.) But, of course, I’d had the DSL installed on that second, now useless line. Our main number, the one listed with schools, friends, family, and every other person we’ve given it out to in the past ten years…the number I wanted to keep, was DSL free.

So the Verizon gods informed me I had to merely open a new account with the main number, and once the DSL was installed and running (cheaper and faster, too – why did I wait so long?) then they’d simply disconnect service to the other line. How hard could that be? Last Friday was D Day. Or DSL Day anyway. And all went smoothly. Shocking, I know. But true.

And life, once again, was good. And cheaper. So even better.

Then yesterday afternoon at about 4 pm, they disconnected my old phone line and cut off the old DSL service. And nothing has worked right since. We’d already disconnected the line inside the house, took down the DSL modem, all of it. So why this could have any affect, we don’t know, and neither did the DSL God, Greg, who was charming, but eventually no help whatsoever, despite the fact that we spent a very long two and a half hours in each others company and his wife is getting one of my books as a surprise present. He eventually surmised it was my router. My brand new, $150 router that has given me zero problems until 4 pm yesterday when they pulled the plug on my old DSL account. Funny, that was just a coincidence. So I talked to Gupta, the Linksys goddess, for another hour, and she decided they should just send me a new router. I’m still convinced that little piece of hardware works just fine, but Goddess Gupta had done all she could do.

So, here I sit, willing slave to technology that I am, in a bookstore, bumming WiFi service (ah yes, wireless…we haven’t even talked about that little slice of forever connected heaven…spoiled indeed) so I can dutifully submit my blog…and get my email. And, okay, a hot chocolate grande with whipped cream and sprinkles. Hey, it’s cold outside. And I had to drive. My commute is usually down the hall and my mode of transportation is bunny slippers. (No, not technologically advanced at all, but sometimes throwbacks can’t be beat.) And they get great gas mileage.

I have no idea how long I will be internet impaired. Or how many grande hot chocolates are in my immediate future. And yet, though I’m frustrated by technology spitting in my eye, when I’ve been nothing but an adoring acolyte, I patiently wait for my router replacement and sit in bookstore café’s. Because, in the end, it’s still better than dial up.

Yes. I have been assimilated.

Happy Hump Day everyone!

Donna 1 Mountain 0

So yesterday was some of the best skiing I’ve ever done. (Which, as a mid Atlantic skiier isn’t say much, I realize, but it was relative to me.) Gorgeous day, upper thirties, blue skies, new powder. Stunningly perfect. No, I did not conquer the back side of the mountain. Being a holiday, it was packed. (That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.) But they did open two additional blue slopes that, for whatever reason, no one seemed to know about. So I stayed there all day. Me and my iPod, groovin’ down the hill. I haven’t skiied in a month, have only been a couple times all season, so I didn’t expect much from myself. I was just happy to have these huge trails mostly to myself and leave the crowds to the mogul hills and terrain park.

Maybe it was Olympic inspiration (though that would seem more probable if I had fallen alot, which I didn’t, not once - What me? Snark? Come on, this has been the year of Ooops! for a lot of our team and you know it) but everything was clicking in a way it never does. I considered taking this freakish, do-no-wrong mad skill to the dark side of the mountain, since who knows when I’ll ever be firing on all cylinders like that again, but figured, why ruin a good thing? (Excuse #2, which I’m also sticking with.) So me and Michael Buble (who makes an excellent skiing companion, I must say/Ed Grimley voice) hung out and just enjoyed the day, if not, exactly the lift lines.

Hopefully I’ll get one last trip up before the season ends, but if I don’t, well, I’d be happy with that as my season capper. No, I didn’t reach my goal for the year, the warm winter sort of took care of a lot of that, but I ended the season skiing a lot better than I started it, even if it was just for one freakish day…so I’ll take it.

Now…back to deadline hell. (And in case my editor is reading, yes, I was a good little author and an even nicer mother. After five solid hours of skiing, I sat in a packed lodge with way too many damp people and worked while my son and his girlfriend continued to enjoy a perfect day on the hill.)

Happy Tuesday, everybody!

Monday MAC

Morning After Comment # 4482221:

Okay, I’m still pissed. And come on, who isn’t? We all love Jerry. He’s a gridiron hero, a gentleman, and a fighter. I love him. But he’s not one of the best dancers left. Sorry, Jerry. Hard work isn’t enough. Everyone worked as hard as you did. Even though I knew, mathematically it was the most likely outcome, I was really unhappy they sent Lisa and Cute Louis home. (What, you thought I was mad about something silly, like global warming?)

But a very classy exit. I’ll miss her blog posts. What a down to earth person she is. Ah, it was fun while it lasted, and very inspiring to us fellow 40 somethings!

Well, today will likely be one of my final assaults on the mountain. With the ridiculously warm winter we’ve had, I didn’t exactly get the opportunities I’d hoped for this season. And, I’ll be honest, after more than a month off the slopes, I doubt I’ll be much of a daredevil today. I have a van full to drive home and that’s hard to do in a full body cast, I hear. (Yeah, yeah, it’s an excuse, but it’s a good one!)

So let’s talk about something more fun….like giving away books! This week is Reader’s Choice. Any title from my bookshelf could be yours if your name is chosen. So send your emails to donna@donnakauffman.com with PICK ME!! in the subject line and your first and second choice (in case I’m out of the first) in the body of the email. (To see all the titles, click on the Donna’s Bookshelf link in the right hand column.) I’ll draw a name from the pile and announce the lucky winner on Giveaway Friday!

Happy President’s Day!

If it’s Friday, it must be time to giveaway some books!

Our winner this week….drum roll please………..Lori from Imperial, PA!!!

And no, honest, she didn’t win because she’s from Steeler territory, I swear! She just got lucky…sort of like Pittsburgh did with a few officiating calls. :-D Hey, after the Palomalu Incident, they were due! And you know, if you want to bitch at me (and come on, you know you love me) I’ll just say this: Holmgren? Two words: Clock Management. Yeah yeah, I’m done now. Till next year. ;-)

Tune in Monday to find out what the next giveaway will be!

Okay, I haven’t MAC’d in awhile, so today, it’s all about Dancing W/ The Stars:

Four teams left. Semi-final night!

It’s so tough as I love all these guys, celebs and pros. Everyone is giving their all and I hate to see anyone leave at this point.

Team NFL: Of course, Jerry is the weakest in technical skill, but he’s number one in the hearts of a LOT of people out there and he has my utmost respect. I think Anna was very shrewd and absolutely spot on to try and garner the Mr. Entertainer vote. She knows they’re going to get the Rodney Dangerfield Vote from the judges, and she also knows the fans are their bread and butter. So why not play to them? I thought their first performance was the most delightful one they’ve done so far. It kept my attention and I was very entertained. The second dance, hey, Jerry can too wiggle his hips! Not as riveting as the first one, but a good effort. Still..I rank them in 4th place. However, given the “Jerry Jerry” chant of the live audience, which I’m certain was echoed in living rooms across the nation…I think he’s a shoo in for the final three no matter what.

Team Stacy: I realized something watching them last night. With every other pair, I watch both dancers. With Stacy and Tony, I never really watch Tony. I couldn’t even tell you what he was wearing. And it’s not that I’m hung up on watching Stacy. Something about them doesn’t draw me as a pair. Now, when Tony danced with Cheryl last week doing the reprise from Dirty Dancing? Couldn’t take my eyes off of him. I wish I could figure out what it is about those two that doesn’t do it for me. Both are technically proficient, but they just leave me cold. I can’t help but wonder if I’d feel differently about Stacy if she were paired with someone a few inches taller than her - but good luck with that hunt! Anyway - she did well this week, I’m still meh on her, and I can’t see anything stopping this juggernaut.

Team Rinna: I really enjoy Lisa. She works so hard, wants this so badly, and is so very cute with Louis. He’s an impeccable choreographer and an adorable partner for her. I enjoyed both of their dances (though they got stuck with horrible music for their second number - and Lisa’s fashion choice left a lot to be desired. What was that thing hanging down in the front anyway?) Unfortunately, I don’t think there is anything she can do to keep herself in this thing to the end. I think Jerry’s fanbase will overwhelm hers and she’ll be going home tonight. I really wish it were otherwise. She definitely deserves to be in the final three. A really good case for not giving the audience a full half of the vote. I hope they skew that percentage a bit in the next season.

That brings me to Team Drew: Just love these two. I still can’t get over the fact that Cheryl is only 21! I think her choreography is by far the most innovative and showcases her partner every bit as well as Louis does for Lisa (which is saying a lot given his considerable experience.) I love watching the two of them, they entertain me the most, and I thought they really brought it with both dances tonight. I can’t believe they won’t be in the final three - please don’t prove me wrong!! - but I’m not sure they’ll pull it out over Stacy. I just hope they get the chance to find out.

And even more importantly….tonight? Michael Buble!! Squee!!

My pick for final three: Drew, Stacy, Lisa. I’d love to see Drew win…but I can see Stacy with the Glittery Trophy of Excess. What do you guys think???

Sweet 16

Well, today my youngest turns 16. How did that happen? He’s a great guy and a good man, which is the most any parent can hope for, but it seems like only yesterday I was explaining to him that no, you can’t get a degree in football, then set up a job interview with the NFL, it doesn’t work that way. Ten years later, he still thinks his way would work better. Then again, he might have a point. :) Thanks for making me see the world in a new, if slightly skewed way, and for making me laugh every single day. It’s a gift I wish more of us shared. There is never a dull moment with you, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Happy Birthday, Spence!