Bonus MAC…

Project Runway….

So, the world is upside down and nothing makes sense.

Angela is chosen as a team leader after showing the Macy’s rep an outfit inspired by the Empire State building. (Hello, Jay? Would you like to come back from Season 1 and show her what architecture inspiration looks like?) What was the Macy’s guy on anyway? So Angela is a team leader…

Along with Robert and Bonnie…Keith is also a team leader. This, however, not a surprise. Keith is either winning or within a dog’s collar of winning every challenge.

And then it’s Armageddon. Because Angela teams up with Michael and Laura (very very very smart team selection there) who manage to rein in her granny rosette fetish and help her put together a really smart looking outfit.

While Keith also designs a potentially winning outfit with Tattoo Neck Jeff and Cute Alison…only to find himself ejected from the entire program for having design books in his room. (Which he whines that he never used, so therefore not cheating. Except, Keith? The rules in the contract you signed? Pretty damn explicit. And if you didn’t need them, then why have the contraband in your room in the first place?) I don’t like Keith, so I’m applauding as he packs up his gear, gives an incredibly narcissistic “feel sorry for me while I pretend to apologize to you” speech to his fellow super pissed off designers, and decamps. Yay, Tim Gunn for delivering the smack down in only the way you can. Loved it!

But Tattooine Jeff and Cute Alison manage to produce Keith’s vision and end up in the top two with Angela….who goes on to win the challenge! I know! Almost as shocking as Vincent winning something. (After which I’d have to kill myself immediately. Or…you know…just stop watching the show.)

On the losing end is - shock! - not Vincent, but Robert, on whose team he landed. But, to his credit, he and Kayne Of Many Kolors merely did what Robert asked, which was to make an incredibly frumpy, non sequiter dress and sport jacket combo. Rivaled only by the even frumpier outfit Bonnie put together with the help of Slow Bradley and I’m Immune Uli.

In the end, all of the teammates were safe, leaving Robert and Bonnie on the Runway Of Doom. Since I Heart Robert and his Barbie Collection Fashion Sense a lot…I was perfectly okay with Bonnie being Out!

Next week? More drama, more Laura, more Tattooine Jeff, more fashion icons, more designers Making It Work!

Carry on!

Friday MAC and the Puppy’s Been Named!

First the MAC….

So, the opening number? I LOVED it. Wow, Mia’s choreography is always so interesting and gr0unded. As she would say…Amazing.

And then…well, my “what is Cat wearing?” moment was only topped by “what is Donyelle wearing?” Not the most flattering look for either.

Then it was judging time and, seriously, Mia, I appreciate that you’re trying to help these guys once the white hot glare of popularity from this show dies (like two weeks after it’s over), and I even agree with your critiques, but dang girl, you could also stand to lighten up just a wee bit. Take em aside after the show and bestow your vast knowledge in a private moment. What a buzz kill. Although I loved Crack Mary going all “don’t you even THINK about dissin’ my dancers” on her. Rowr! Interesting night.

And might I say….I understand from “the dance world” that Ivan is something of a superstar in his genre (west coast hip hop) and tonight’s solo was absolutely a stunning example of why that is. Damn. Solo of the night. Boy can dance. Maybe not the most versatile over all, and very young, to boot, but tonight he showed why he stands out in his crowd. And why he’s still here as an America Favorite. Kudos, cutie.

Mia likes boyz. :) She loved on our three…but then I do agree. I wish the final four could be the three guys and Heidi. But ah well. Musical guest was surprisingly entertaining. I really enjoyed all the dancing.

But…in the end, there can be only four battling it out next week. And our finalists are: Heidi, Travis, Donyelle, and Benji

Which means, Natalie and Ivan went home tonight. And I’m mailing out a whoooooole buncha books this weekend. :)

SO! Everyone who commented on the blog and guessed Natalie and Ivan…you’ve all won the book of your choice from my bookshelf! Woo hoo!! Your mission is to send me an email at donna@donnakauffman.com with “Nat and Ivan lost, but I’m a winner!” in the headline, and a few book choices (in case I don’t have any left of your first choice) and your address. Books will be packaged and sent out in the next few days.

Now! On to the winner of this week’s Friday Giveaway contest, Name That Puppy! In case you’ve forgotten, this is the cutie patootie we were trying to give a name to….

My sister, Kat, and her seven year old son, Grant, had a blast going through the hundreds of names that were sent in from around the world. They had a tough time choosing one…and in fact, there is a winner, but also a very closely contested runner up.

The name they picked was Piper which means, Dena? Woo hoo!! You’re our winner!! Second runner up was my nephew’s favorite, Cocoa Puff! So Pat L? You also get a book this week! Way to go, Blog Babes!!

Tune in tomorrow for some special Project Runway MAC, because there was too much to do in this blog….and because, honestly, Keith really must be sMACk’d down. Doncha think?

Thanks SO much for all your participation in all our little games this week. I’m off to hire a U Haul to carry the pile of books I’m mailing out to the post office this weekend. :)

So, You Think WE Can Predict?

(Sorry so late, the site was down all morning and I couldn’t post this until just now….)

All your Dance MAC is right here. Looks to be an interesting night.

Six dancers left…three guys, three girls. Two pair dances and solos for each one.

Boy, the stage looks empty in that opening. Dang, lots of screaming teenyboppers by the stage. Ouch. My ears. Hello, Cat. An updo for her, quite lovely. Another cleavage revealing dress, not so lovely. Overall, very…Grecian tonight. Judges tonight are Nigel, Crack Mary and Mia isn’t MIA anymore, she’s back!!

Partners time. Ivan picks Natalie tonight. They get Contemporary and Jive. They start with Jive with Ron Montez, and seriously sleep deprived dancers. To Route 66 they come out strong and really go for it. Not huge chemistry, they played more to the audience than each other, but they are doing a great job. I’m impressed. Nice routine, too. Pretty good way to start the show.

Judges? Nigel cracks on Ivan and says no chemistry. I disagree on point 1, agree on point 2. Mary tends to agree with Nigel and says it wasn’t high octane enough. (I thought it was!) Mia says it felt like fake fun. Wow, they’re really trashing them and I totally didnt’ get that. Not the best chemistry, definitely playing to the crowd, but a nice routine for me. Boo judges! (And I picked these two to go home, so it’s not like I’m biased toward them!)

Travis does his solo. More of the typical Travis moves. Good, but nothing new. (What is UP with the crowd? Did they import screaming teens or what? It’s insane.) Oh - and Travis pulls up his shirt to reveal another underneath with his voting number on it. Good thing he’s so cute, it’s the only reason he gets away with it.

Partnering up next is Benji and WOOT! Donyelle! They get Hip Hop and Broadway. First up is Broadway with Tyce. (I like Tyce, but not keen on his Broadway routines thus far. I’m squinching my eyes shut here a little in fear.) The chemistry is still screaming, so that’s a plus.

To Le Jazz Hot they start at the front of the stage with Donyelle in a pink and white flapper dress (cute) and Benji all in white. Donyelle is all over the place, having fun, but not all that sharp and being totally, if inadvertantly shown up by Benji. They have great chemistry, and it was fun, but she’s lagging behind here. (I actually liked the first routine better. And I am a big Benji fan.)

Judges? Nigel agrees with me 100%. (Scary, I know.) Mary says she sees Nigel’s point, but really loved the performance. Mia agrees their chemistry carried them.

Next solo is from Natalie to Ooh La La. Very high energy, fun to watch, more sexy than emotional, but good I thought. (I gotta say, so far I’d put her above Donyelle tonight.)

Partnering up last, is, of course Travis and Heidi who get Pop & Smooth Waltz. Damn, Travis can NOT catch a break on the ballroom stuff. Poor guy. But it is Heidi’s background, and I think she looks the best with him of the remaining dancers, so it could go okay. They get Ron Montez whose routines I really like, for the smooth ballroom. He has his concerns, but the duo seems really confident.

Here we go, to Flying (very Enya) Heidi is beautifully elegant in a flowing blue gown under blue lighting. Travis looks good, too, and is a pretty good partner for her, though I think she’s definitely the strong one here. (Not surprising given this is her forte.) Their chemistry is okay as well. (And - I can tell you this from reading a note from someone who attended it live - they had to dance this a second time because of a camera malfunction - and though they had a few missteps on the version we see, apparently the first time was flawless.) A shame to have to repeat it - hard to focus like that two times in a row. The ending was really nice, the crowd goes wild.

Judges? Nigel gives them solid kudos. Mary gives Heidi deserved kudos, then tells Travis that after tearing him apart on the quickstep last week, she’s wonderfully impressed this week. Travis literally jumps for joy. Mia says Travis embraces charisma that can’t be taught. Loved Heidi. So all good stuff.

Solo next by Ivan with a really strong, quirky robotic hip hop routine that was pretty solid. (I tell ya, it’s going to be a tough one tonight!)

Round Two for the partner dances.

First up is Benji/Donyelle with a Shane Sparks hip hop routine. (Woot!) Shane feels the pressure to outdo their first routine, which opened the season two months ago.

And here we go, to Hotline they start on the stairs, cross the stage, doing classic Shane Sparks hip hop pair style, then end up sitting back on the steps for part, which is sharp. Again, side by side, Donyelle isn’t sharp tonight. Nigel is right, she’s not finishing her movements. It’s like she’s in a rush to get to the next move. Nerves? Maybe. Not sure. But in a style that should put her at the least on even ground with Benji, if not ahead, he is once again doing a better job with the routine. (For a seriously white boy.) I’d wonder if she’s injured again, but that wouldn’t keep her from finishing the arm movements, etc. She’s really soft tonight and I fear those who picked her to leave this week might be right. (The ending was fun.)

Judges? Nigel gives lukewarm praise, but says nothing negative. I think his previous criticism still holds and Donyelle knows it. I’m surprised he’s being soft though. Mary enjoyed it. Mia wants to form a big booty club with Donyelle (and agrees with me that Benji doing his “hood” opening was kinda funny.)

Next solo is Heidi who does more of what she’s very good at. Again, like Travis, nothing earth shaking or new, but nothing that will turn off any of her fans. And a hot little blue dress.

Now we have Ivan and Natalie taking on their Contemporary routine with Tyce. I think they’ll perform well in general, but this might put a spotlight on their lack of sizzle with one another.

Here we go to Everytime We Touch. It’s a really pretty routine, but Alison and Ivan would have nailed this. Natalie is too “older woman” to make this fly with a youngster like Ivan. But well performed. Just not as playful as it could be with a more believable partnership.

Judges? Nigel trashes their chemistry and says it shows Ivan’s limitations. (Now I’m thinking they might be in trouble after all.) He felt Natalie was distanced in a way, and I agree with this one, but not with that first one. I still really liked that one. Mary said it felt good, but not extraordinary. Mia says “where’s the magic” and says Natalie puts on too much of a “performance face” - which she does. I really miss Mia. She takes all this to heart and gives them very real critiques. What that does for them at this point, I’m not sure. But the thing is, if she gives you a compliment, you know you earned it.

Now, next solo is Benji who comes out to Jackie Wilson’s Reet Petite. In black pants and red tie on a red shirt, he does a kind of jive routine that is very fun, along with shaking his money-maker like there’s no tomorrow.

Last pair comes up and WHOA, Travis and Heidi get a routine by Wade Robson (choreo to Usher, Brit Spears, and that zombie opening routine they did two weeks ago…) He does a Pop routine for them, but gives them an African flavor, which surprises me. A lot. Very earthy routine. Not what I would have thought up for these two particular dancers, but if they pull this off, it would be tremendous for them. As yet, there really has been no “dance of the night.”

Here we go to W’happy Mama It’s really very contemporary, including the music. I’m not really “feeling” the Pop here, but whatever. They are doing a good job with very striking, visceral choreography, but as yet, not much dancing together. Which I know is common in pop, but still… Their timing is really good. I’d rate this top for the night, which isn’t to say it was a show stopper, but tonight it was the best.

Judges? Nigel said it was the best routine, they were the best couple. I agree. All complimentary. Mary felt they did an amazing job. Mia? She loves Wade’s routine. She praises Heidi and loves them both.

Final solo from Donyelle who better knock this out of the park as I feel it’s a dog fight between her and Natalie tonight. I’d have sent Natalie home, but I think, based on tonight, and to be honest the past few performances as well…I’d have to say Donyelle might deserve that trip home this week. Sob.

She comes out to a Dreamgirls tune and really gives her all - she is ALL over that stage. It’s the best performance by her I’ve seen and I think she knows she’s in trouble. She’s frowning as she stands next to Cat and I don’t know if it’s from the emotions of the performance or because she might have hurt herself. She almost looked like she was going to cry angry tears.

We get highlights of the dances…and now it’s time to vote. I still say Ivan goes….but the girls…I’m torn. I hate to say it, but I think it should be Donyelle.

As for final two? If it can be any of the final four, I say it should be Benji and Travis. Heidi would be my third pick.

Well….we’ll find out tonight who guessed right on the final four!

Tomorrow is Results MAC and maybe some Runway MAC if I can squeeze it in. Also! The winner of our Name That Puppy contest this week AND whatever winners we got from our little side Name Those Dancers contest.

Tune in!

Welcome to hell….

…or August as we call it here in DC.

It was 103 by ten am yesterday. 115 heat index. I know. I whined about this last week. But it’s actually hotter this week. I didn’t think that was possible.

A breeze would be welcome. I’ve given up on the fantasy of rain.

On a bright note, your responses to the Name That Puppy! contest this week have been great. I’m sending them along to my sister. I don’t know how she’ll choose from the growing list! Keep sending them in (see Monday’s blog post for details and adorable puppy pics) - I’ll be collecting them until midnight tomorrow. Winning name and Blog Babe announced Friday morning.

And something else to look forward to…tonight is Dance night!

So…who do you think is going home this week?

I know! Let’s have an additional contest…post a comment to this blog with your guess for which two will be booted tomorrow night, and whoever gets it right will also be a Friday Giveaway Winner!

Who’s left? Ivan, Benji, and Travis for the guys. And Donyelle, Heidi, and Natalie for the girls.

My guesses (though I’m ineligible to play….:) ) would be Natalie and….Ivan. (If I were choosing anyway.) I think on the girls side, anything could happen. All three have their vulnerabilities. On the guys side? I have NO idea. All three have strong fan bases. I think the only one who is truly safe for at least another week is Benji.

And yes….I did read the spoilers (I know, what’s happening to me??) so I know who dances together this week and who the choreographers are. All I’ll say is….it should be interesting!

Happy Humpty Day!

So, where do you like to….

…Read?

I’m having some technical difficulties this morning with my DSL, so I had to wait until I could invade my local wireless cafe to do my posting. And while frustrating on the technical front, I rather thought it might be nice to get out, have a nice morning cup of something (I’m not a coffee drinker…never developed a taste for it and I feel SO left out of the fun club with all those frothy looking concoctions…) But I digress… So I envisioned tucking myself into some corner booth, sipping on something, probably nibbling on something too, (I mean, if I HAVE to swap the bunny slippers for actual shoes and go out in public first thing in the morning, well a girl needs something for stamina) and write up my blog, and maybe linger and work on my book as well.

And you know what I discovered? I discovered that other people like to come to these little bistros and actually sit and talk to one another. Sitting in cute little booths right next to me. Talking. Sometimes even laughing. I know. The nerve. Don’t they know I envisioned this quiet, contemplative morning, just me, my sugar fix and my alternate non-coffee beverage? Apparently not. They invaded full force. Nary an empty table or booth to be found. Some of them even brought….children. Yes. It’s true.

Which led to the discovery that there is a reason I work in bunny slippers in the relative peace and quiet of my own home, or down by the river…or anywhere where I’m alone and it’s quiet. I’m a cave dwelling writer. I need peace and quiet to relax, concentrate, and focus. Which then led to me to contemplate my reading habits (while I nibbled, sipped, and tried not to eavesdrop on the conversations around me - oh who am I kidding? I totally eavesdropped. But it’s not my fault. They insisted on sitting next to me, right?)

So, anyway, I realized I like to read all curled up somewhere quiet and peaceful, too. It’s not mandatory, but I find myself far more easily distracted these days, so somewhere off away from the maddening crowd is preferable, if I get to do the choosing.

Yes, I can read sitting in crowded doctor’s offices, sitting in traffic, or on the metro, but I’m not as swept into the story. Other information keeps filtering in, distracting me. Magazines tend to suit better for those occasions. And it’s odd, because I’m such a people person. Anyone who has met met at booksignings can attest to this. Shy and retiring, I’m not. Nor have I ever met a stranger. I’m quite comfortable in crowds, whether they be filled with friends or complete strangers.

So why this aversion to all of them when I’m writing or reading, I have no idea. I guess I can’t get caught up in the world of my imaginary people if real ones keep intruding. :)

Where is your favorite place to read?