Mondo MAC
So…on Idol, each of the final three gets three songs to sing. A judge pick, a producer pick, and a personal pick. I think I speak for a large percentage of the folks when I say the producer pick was, for the most part, well, awful. Blake was the only one who get a song worth singing and it’s so worn out even it was a struggle.
Aaaaaanyway, Jordin gets Wishing on Star from Simon, and I liked it. She got Works Hard for the Money from the producer and, well, what can you do with that? Then she picked…I’m not sure of the title, but the key phrase was I Love You, and I don’t know about you, but I thought that was incredibly compelling and her best of the night. Totally disagreed with Simon there.
Blake was by far the most contemporary and fresh of the night, if not nearly the power house the other two were. He got Roxanne from Paula, which it’s hard to compete with Sting, but I liked it, then he got Maroon Five’s This Love, which is right up his alley, but tired, though he did freshen it up as much as he could. But he closed it out with Robin Thicke and put Robin to shame. The only song of the night I could imagine actually listening to on a station that wasn’t playing oldies. I almost wish he wouldn’t win so he could make a more contemporary CD than 19 Productions would likely allow him to make if he won.
Lastly was MindyDo, who got, by far the toughest assignments of the night. Randy gives her Whitney. Yes, Whitney. Which she sings beautifully, but yawn, you know? Then, THEN, the producers give her an Ike & Tina song, so I’m all excited, until I hear it’s Nutbush City Limits. Honestly? What was he smoking? Something Ike gave him most likely. I mean, that WHOLE catalogue and that was your best shot? Of course she does it smokingly well, but, like, who cares? Because, Nutbush City Limits? Seriously? No, seriously? Then she chooses to reprise a song from earlier in the season, I’m a Woman, which is great fun, but also dated. She’s fabulous with a voice that can tackle anything, but from those choices, I can’t “hear” her on the radio with that stuff.
All in all, though, an immensely tough choice for the final two. Honestly, any or all of them belong there. There is no loser here and no crime no matter who goes home. My favorite is Blake, simply because I think he’s the freshest, but Jordin could also tackle a contemporary career with that huge voice of hers, and Melinda can do freaking anything they give her. But Blake is the only one with a recognizable “sound.” And I’m not talking about the beat boxing, though I like it, too. And yet I still think he’d be better served career wise by not winning and giving them such control over his product initially. I’m not sure they really “get” him. So…hmmm…..it’s a tough one.
Who do you think should go to the finals? Who should win?
I know who loses…but that’s on Dancing With the Stars. Another nail biter, though with a bit more diversity in the ranks to my mind’s eye. I think Joey and Apolo dance on a more technically superior level than the other two, and are equally entertaining with it, so to me, they should be the finalists, with Laila and Ian an even runners-up. But…here we go. (And you can’t make me listen to Julio. No, you can’t. That’s why God invented the fast forward button. Right before he invented TiVo. So I never have to watch anything I don’t want to. Ever again. So there.) Oh, it’s Enrique? Well. Him, I’ll watch.
Okay…and we’re off. I love Tom. Love. Him. He makes his job look incredibly easier than it is. He’s really such a great talent at what he does. Even Sam looks better with him (and far lovelier in her preggers state, too.) And yet, I still wish they’d replace her based on the back stage interview section alone. Maybe motherhood will intervene and solve the problem for us. We, and her child, could only be so lucky.
But I digress.
After an encore by Joey and Kym, a song by Enrique, complete with dance ensemble (Louis!), we finally get the first couple who is in the finals. And……it’s Joey & Kym. So, h’s way more excited than you think he’d be. It’s like he has this thing he’s got to prove. I think he’d have been pretty upset (pissed, not crushed) if he hadn’t made it. There’s a wee bit of entitlement with him that bugs, as funny and entertaining as he is.
Next we get a world champion flamenco dancer. And, was it just me, or did all that wacky percussion sort of drown out the poor, scraggly guy? (And, just sayin, but only Johnny Depp gets away with that level of scraggly and makes it look hot. Sorry, Flamenco Guy.)
Moving on, yeah, he’s younger and cuter, but he only gets one shot with me. Sorry, E.
Next? We find out who else is in the finals. Woo hoo! Aaaaand, Laila and Maks are in! (Oh sure, make me sweat it out over Apolo and Ian why don’t you.) But, after much drama, Apolo and Julianne are in, and it is, in fact, Ian and Cheryl going home. So…no big shock, and Cheryl should feel good at making it to the semi’s - she’s done very well. I know Maks was so excited to make it to the finals after never making it past round four. Poor Laila, I have a feeling he’s going to be bear to deal with this week.
But, the best news? They each get two dances AND? The freestyle round. Woo hoo! I can’t say I’m all that excited about Laila’s freestyle since, I’m imagining it will be more funky dance moves given Maks can’t exactly pick her up and toss her around. What excites me is to see what Joey and Apolo end up with. I think Julianne’s choreo has been the most exciting and entertaining all year, with Kym’s being a close second, if more showboat-y. It should be a smashing finale! Can’t wait!
Don’t forget to enter this week’s SHaQ Attack contest for a chance at a free book. See Tuesday’s post for all the details.
Happy Hump Day everyone!












