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Last night on Surrivor, to the surprise of absolutely no one, Fang ended up in Tribal Council again, and rather than blindside the person with the idol, which last season’s tribes would have relished doing, Fang just boots out the person who wants to quit anyway: GC. I stay keep his whiny butt in there until you do the work you need to do, then send him home. But no…. I am really not loving this season, thus far. But Sugar might be my favorite player. And did that elephant look possessed with those demon yellow eyes? Sort of creeped me out. But very cool how much the tribe appreciated being in the wilds of Africa that much more.

The GC boot is good news to some Blog Babes, too, as some of you did vote for him. In the end, there can only be one winner, and that Blog Babe would be? Joyce! Woo hoo!!!

Tune in Monday for a new contest, and some Amazing Race MAC. Until then, have a wonderful fall weekend!

We have a winner!

And it’s not Kenley! So all is right in my world. Leanne wins Project Runway, and it’s certainly a most deserving win. However, I have to admit, that, based on the runway collections, my favorite, hands down, was Korto’s collection. Loved the color, the styling. Yes, she can over do, but my god with Leanne and all those flaps. So…it was a toss up, and I hope they had a tough time deciding, but in the end, a deserved win. And Korto gets fan favorite! And Kenley gets squat. So, Yay!

Tonight is Survivor - don’t forget to enter this week’s contest. You have until 8pm EST to get your votes/guesses in. See Tuesday’s post for details. Winner announced tomorrow! Good luck!!

Results…and nekkid flamenco!

Bare chested flamenco dancers! A whole flock of em! As it turns out, I am a lot more interested in flamenco than I thought I would be….. Hunh.

Also loved the smack “political” ads. One of the more inspired “filler” pieces they’ve ever done. The “Don’t You Just Hate Her?” ad was the best.

Lance n Lacey got the encore, which I was happy to see. I’m sure Wade Robson was grinning somewhere. If he grins. I’m not so sure…..

At some point, we had to get down to business. We’re told early on that we will find out, for sure, who is in the bottom two this week. So that makes it a little more exciting. And nervewracking for the dancers….which of course Samantha just grinds through, making it worse. I’m not sure you could be any worse at her job than she is. Why, why do we have to keep her on the show? We already have the tacky glitter ball trophy. We don’t need more kitsch. Neo, on the other hand, I didn’t even ff through. Go figure. Quite the smile on that guy.

As for the kids competition, I’m only going to say one thing. Kirill? A man trapped in a boy’s body. Scary.

Safe?
Susan/Tony, Lance/Lacey, Brooke/Derek, Cody/Julianne, Toni/Alec, Warren/Kym & Maurice/Cheryl

In the Bottom Two?
Rocco/Karina & Cloris/Corky

Going home?
No surprise - buh bye Chef Guy! Awwwww. Class act exit.

But it was good to see that Cloris is also where, comparitively as we get further into the competition, she should be. I am enjoying her, and she deserves this next week after working so hard on the tango, but once we get past this next week, the contest should go forward with the best dancers/performers.

And! Next week, four new dances never done in competition on this show. West Coast Swing, The Hustle, Jitterbug, and Salsa. That should be….interesting. I’m all excited about this, except for The Hustle. If it’s anything like disco on So You Think You Can Dance. Spare us. Please. The rest should be fun!

Tune in tomorrow for Project Runway Winner….and Loser MAC! (And we all know which designer we hope is which.) Also, enter this week’s SHaQ Attack contest - see Tuesday’s post for details!

DISH!! You know you want to!

Dancing with the Stars….and Rocco.

You have to give it to the Top Chef, he reallllllllly tried. Really. He did. But Bruno is right. He can slice it and dice it, but he can’t dance it to save his life. Still, big brownie points for just flinging himself wholeheartedly into it. With Cloris coming out and truly working hard on that tango, there is no way she’s going home, so I fear tonight it’s bye bye, Rocco. And…to be fair, that would be appropriate this week. Also, Sam and her Half-Princess Leia look need to go home, too. Just sayin.

Okay….so, speaking strictly on merits of what dances brought me joy (not which ones were techinically the best…)

Dances I loved watching:
I thought the Derek/Brooke samba was the best dance of the season. Dang, that was smokin! Whew! What the hell dance was Len watching? It was my first time truly loving these two this year. I thought Derek was the best I’ve seen him. There was chemistry all over the damn place. Anyway - that? Was a 30 for me.

Lacey/Lance’s tango: If Wade Robson choreo’d a tango, it would look like this. Thank god. I thoroughly enjoy having them bring the edge to the dance floor, and this was done in the framework of a “proper” tango. It was what Toni/Alec tried to do last week and failed miserably. I hope these two keep striking this delicate balance. We don’t need another team just going through the motions. Their strength is the new feel they bring, and love it or hate it, I’m glad to have something different to look forward to. And I find myself always looking forward to their performances. And the judges finally Got It. Yay!

Kym/Warren’s samba wasn’t the best by a long shot but god, those two make me smile. Her choreo is always fun to watch and after a mostly good night (check out how many made the top group!), it was a great way to end the show. Loved. It.

Julianne/Cody’s tango: the cutie patootie channeled his inner matador, and was still cute. I like her choreo, which hides a multitude of sins, of which Cody has multitudes to hide. Still, they make me smile. So there.

Cloris/Corky’s tango: So maybe it wasn’t love, but I have to give her major mondo props for really doing the best and truly being sincere in wanting to compete. It wasn’t a half bad performance, either! At 82 with myriad health issues, she was more limber than Rocco.

Dances that were just okay:
Alec/Tony’s samba, which should, by all rights be in the top group, but they seemed really out of sync for me, and I kept thinking it was just me, until I watched Derek/Brooke and thought, no, they’d make me feel like that if it was working for me….so they land in the middle group.

Susan/Tony’s tango. She channeled Erica Kane perfectly, but she still dances like she’s afraid she’s going to pull something.

Cheryl/Maurice with the samba fro. Who gave them KC & The Sunshine Band, and everyone else who got samba appropriate latin themed music? Entertaining, but he was too all over the place to make it to the top group for me.

Dances I was tempted to FF through…(and sometimes did):
Karina/Rocco….he tries. So hard. The man cannot dance. Sorry, Rocco! Painful, really.

What did you think? Who would you send packing? And who’s sixpack would you like to see more of?

I’m not really wild about the entertainment on tonight’s results show - Neo, Flamenco dancers, the return of “Torture the Child Dancers” segment. And while I enjoy seeing the youngsters perform, I wish they’d take away the competition element to it. Just isn’t right, really. I don’t care if they get judged all the other times they dance. All the other times aren’t on live tv being watched by millions. They’re kids. Let them be kids. Seriously.

And also last night was the return of my favorite comedy, Samantha Who, made even more special to me because I’m thankful Christina Applegate is going to be around to keep making me laugh for a long time. A double mastectomy at her very young age is such a drastic thing and yet her courage is boundless and there aren’t kudos enough to thank her for being so vocal about her experience and her choice, in the hopes that it will make things easier on others facing the same difficult options. You go, Christina! You go.

Okay, so for the SHaQ Attack contest this week we’re going to play “Who’s Going Home?” This game is open to anyone. It’s a crap shoot anyway, so I’ll list the potential losers and you can just randomly pick a name, or use your amazing madd powers of observation skillz…..then randomly guess. Either way, you send your guess to donna@donnakauffman.com with “They’re toast!” in the subject line, and if you happened to be correct, you’re in the running for a free book. Now, we usually play this game when the list of remaining players is much smaller, so on the off chance no one gets it right, which could easily happen, then everyone who guessed has a shot. So…what have you got to lose, really?

So: This week, on Survivor: Who is going home? Pick one from each tribe (so you have a shot no matter which tribe heads to council.)

From Fang: Ace, Kelly, Ken, Crystal, Matty, GC, Sugar

From Kota: Dan, Bob, Charlie, Corrinne, Marcus, Randy, Susie

You have until 8pm EST, Thursday evening to get your vote in. One vote per Blog Babe. I’ll announce the winner, or the winning loser, in Friday’s blog, at the end of the Survivor MAC.

Amazing Awwww…..

Well. Boo. Our favorite Amazing Race comic book geeks were hoisted by their own petard. And their lack of proper clue reading. Of all things! A real shame as, otherwise, one of the two bickering teams would have been out.

After this week, not a big fan of Starr (though her brother seems okay-ish) and not a fan, either, of the Divorcee’s. I was pretty much done when I saw her putting the fake mole on her cheek during her morning makeup ritual. Who does that? And the whole sports bra thing? Let. It. Go. Yeah, both of those teams can be Philiminated… (And did anyone notice Our Phil was at a particularly high level of hotness last night?)

Aja and Ty are learning maybe a bit too much about each other, but still competitive. I loved the “I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul, I am OKAAAYYYYYYY!” as she barrelled through the tunnel. Ha! Team Mom/Son did great, and Dallas was the only one who looked perfectly natural in the tights and cape during the wrestling routine - truly an inspired Roadblock, Bertram. Seriously. Kudos. Between the tight, capes, and feathered helmets in the bike race earlier, it was quite the culturally costumed leg.

I was thankful we didn’t have to be subjected to nearly as much Terrance/Sarah, but his screeching at her is rather incessant, even with diminished air time,and they still bugged the crap out of me. Ken and Barb-er, Tina, did very well, coming in first again. Ken rocked the wrestler garb pretty well, too. Tina, on the other hand, just looked like she was wearing WWF makeup. Between the scary eyebrows and snap-on blonde hair, I think she would have been far more a natural in the ring…

The Southern Belles did much better this leg, coming in third, I think. I was proud of how much they enjoyed themselves with the band task and the wrestling task. Nice to see a team have fun along the way. I’m not seeing them win, but enjoying them. Although the “We tie for last several times, but I think other teams really underestimate us…” line was pretty funny.

Team Frat…was there.

Those wooden Flintstone bikes looked harrowing, and the speeds they had to go seemed pretty terrifyingly out of control to me. It’s amazing no one was hurt worse. What I loved most? Well, Phil hotness, but after that, was the Go Dog Go Dr Suess hat worn by the greeter at the amazing bathmat with Our Hot Phil. Ha!

So, Tina/Ken are first. Again. Show of hands on who does not want to be on that vacation trip with Tina? Right. Ken, you can put your hand down now. Yes, they are all “we’re really making this work lately, it’s more fun!” Well, it’s amazing how easy it is when everything is going your way. Wait until the first leg where you fall to the back of the pack. Or even the middle of the pack. Something tells me your marriage will be mysteriously foundering again. Can’t imagine why that would be. But it’s how you handle the foundering times that determine your long term ability to have “fun”…not the easy we’re-in-first-place parts. Just sayin. Your mileage may vary.

Next week….more bickering. Um. Yay. What about more racing, less fighting? Just askin.

Tune in tomorrow for all the Dance MAC you can handle, and this week’s SHaQ Attack contest directions. Happy Holiday everyone!

How…unfun.

You completely switch up tribes after ten days, and it’s still, like, the least entertaining hour ever. No fun to be found. Anywhere. How is that even possible. Oh yeah, it’s Survivor Season 112. Or it just feels like it. My love is fading rapidly.

And right off we’re reminded that Randy is the most miserable person to ever draw breath. So I hated, truly, that he did something productive. I would love a new reality program called Misery Loves Company, that starts by putting Randy, Amazing Race Terrance, and Top Design Eddie, all on a desert island together. Then we add a new miserable reality cast off weekly. Seriously, that? I would watch.

So, okay, Randy, miserable. The new tribe pick, unremarkable. Jeff Probst, so clearly into his Kota-worship that it’s not even remotely entertaining. (Jeff, Ken picked Kelly so he could sway her to his side, even I could figure that out, and I’m not standing a mere ten feet away.) His other option being Bob, who, great, but not a physical powerhouse, either. Also, Jeff? Coming in to tonight, Kota lost immunity once, Fang lost twice, not ten times in a row. Shut up.

Then we did go to tonight’s immunity and it was just sad, sad, sad. I had no one to root for and realized that I honestly didn’t care. About anyone. We need someone to root for. Oh, and by the way Ace, interesting how you have your accent one moment, quite a strong one, actually, old chap, then it mysteriously and completely vanishes for long stretches. Hunh.

Mostly I just want to care. And I don’t. What should have been this really great and exciting episode….wasn’t. At all. At any point. That takes a remarkable lack of everything to pull off.

Oh yeah, and they voted Jackie off, which, I get the worrying about the risk, Sugar with the idol, the fact that she sleeps with Ace, as does Sugar, and Jackie herself alluded to the fact that it was a wise decision on their part in her departure speech, meaning she’d have turned on them on a dime. So….yeah. Except, wow, now you have Kelly instead. Who I was really happy to see get a second chance to shine. And then so…didn’t. And seriously, Kelly, read a room. Turning on Crystal? Not wise, my little blond friend.

So, right, tune in next week when GC wanders off (probably hanging out with the camera crew, and, honestly, I can’t even blame him at this point) and then we watch Kota kick some more ass, listen to Randy be an absolutely horrible human being while winning, and….uh, why are we watching this again?

Fortunately, there was a Grey’s Anatomy on last night, too. Swish, gurgle, rinse, repeat. Ahhh. Much more refreshed now. Great hour. Good character development. Good writing. That’s entertainment.

What’s even more fun? Free stuff. The SHaQ Attack contest involved sending me an email with a certain subject line, that’s it. And from the pile o’ entries, we have a winner. Blog Babe , Minna, come on down!

I hope everyone enjoy’s their three day weekend. Tune in next Tuesday for more MAC, more SHaQ, and some pics of my last booksigning! Hey, at least we’re having more fun than Randy.

Oh, yeah…..DISH!!

It’s fashion! It’s design! It’s…almost over!

On Finale Pt 1 of Project Runway, the remaining four designers are thrown a last second challenge when they have to make a bridesmaid gown to go with the wedding gown in their collection…in one day. With the runway show looming. I always hate these last second challenges, as…what is really the purpose at this point?

What I also hate, is that I actually liked Kenley’s weddng gown and bridesmaid dress. Certainly better than Jerrell’s overworked dress (though I liked it in general) and Korto’s hot mess of a wedding gown. Was I the only one who thought it was horribly ill fitted? And her stuff usually is like a glove, so it was doubly disappointing. So, even though Jerrell should have been guaranteed a spot in the final with his win of the final regular season challenge last week, all four are at risk. This proves to be a problem for Jerrell.

We get the traditional hometown visits, see more of the designers towns, friends, family. Unless you’re Kenley, who apparently doesn’t have any friends or family. At least none who want to be seen on television with her. From what little we get to see of the collections, Leanne’s has the strongest theme, Jerrell’s looks over the top but gorgeous, I was loving Kenley’s wedding dress, but the rest looked like a mish mash of colors, and Korto’s was equally hard to really see, but the color pallette was pleasing.

Kenley lasts about fifteen minutes being nice, then melts down in the apparent belief that only she is allowed to make a short bridesmaid dress (despite standing in the same room when Tim urged Leanne to make a shorter dress, Korto, too.) So….more sabotage, Kenley? Seriously?

We finally hit the runway and Leanne and Kenley clearly have the best duos up there. I loved the originiality of Leanne’s, especially. Korto and Jerrell’s comparatively, looked a hot mess. Which, boo! I was so disappointed. So, Kenley,Korto, and Leanne are in…and Jerrell is out. Jerrell, who should have been automatically guaranteed a spot, gone. Kenley, who should have gone home last week, in. Based on that runway show, it’s an understandable result. And it’s still seriously wrong.

During the runway portion of the program, they also nail Kenley for copying an Alexander McQueen look from his collection, and she hotly denies that he has any such silhouette in his collection. Not only does he have such a silhouette, Kenley, but he has pretty much the same exact dress.

Kenley\'s totally original dress....ahem

Kenley's totally original dress....ahem

Alexander\'s dress....look familiar anyone?

Alexander's dress....look familiar anyone?

So…I’m not happy. I’m thinking Alexander McQueen isn’t thrilled, either. But, whatever, we get to see Leanne, Korto, and Kenley next week in the finale. Go Leanne!

On Top Design, it’s a toss up as to who is more obnoxious…

So, wow, Eddie, insecure much? You might want to take a page from Andrea’s Guide to Being Humble. Because arrogant is so not a good look for you.

This week is a green challenge. They have to design an office space for a eco oriented company being eco aware in their design and usage of materials. And, seriously, Eddie, wipe the smug off your face. What is up with him? Natalie, on the other hand, great attitude. Eddie, not so much. Not at all, really. He goes in and just trashes every aspect of the room, and not that he isn’t right, or that the client might not even agree with him, but wow, a little editing of what comes out of your mouth and what should stay in your head? Would do us all a world of eco friendly good. Sheesh. Has he just been getting a kind edit up to this point? Because either he really can’t get over his loss to Nathan last week and has just lost all sense of wanting to be there, or…he’s always been a complete and utter ass and we’re just now getting the chance to see it. Whatever the case, we’re five minutes into the show and I am very, very done with him.

You know what would be fun? Let’s send Eddie to Amazing Race Terrance’s house for a total redesign…then listen in. Ha!

Wisit needs to, at some point, grasp that his job is to design for other people. Not for himself. He has to bring his taste and style…but these are not your rooms, Wisit. You will not be living here. Ever. Your client will. Why he can’t figure that out, I have zero idea. He really doesn’t even seem to consider if the client will like the work, but mostly whether or not he gets to represent his own vision in every space he designs. I’m not feeling optimistic here.

Then, after meeting with the clients and picking out all their stuff, they get thrown a twist. Which is randomly line up….then pass your office key to the designer on your right. That is your new room. Eddie gets Nathan’s room - and Nathan’s purchases - and actually has nice things to say. Quelle shock! Mild Wisit gets Wild Natalie’s stuff. He’s concerned. So am I! But amused, and entertained.

Andrea is stressing out over having to use Eddie’s color choices, but when she approaches him on what his vision might have been, he dismissively tells her to put a wash on it or something (then sasses to the camera how he’s not helping her do something to a room that looks s*tty. And, um, Ed my man? Who picked the crap colors? Just sayin.)

All in all, everyone except Wisit seem to do their best to work with what they’ve been handed while staying true to the original concept. Hard to work on a room for a person you’ve never met, with stuff you didn’t pick out, but they go to it. Everyone is helpful, except Eddie. So, if either he or Wisit goes, I will be fine with that.

Final result…

Rooms I loved:
Ondine’s room. Loved the whole room. It wasn’t masculine as the guy wanted, but that goes on Wisit’s choices. She did the best she could with what she had. Loved, loved the light fixture made from water bottles.

Nathan’s room: possibly too garage-tech for me, but it fit in nicely with what the client wanted and he was the most eco-aware in terms of recycling things.

Andrea’s room: given what she had to work with from Eddie? That super strong color n that tiny space? I thought she knocked it out of the park.

Rooms I was partially okay with but also made me shudder a little:
Preston’s meeting room: actually, there is nothing inherently wrong with this room, but all the white detailing made it look a little to theme-parky for me. A bit Alice in Wonderlandish. And not a lot of eco thought here.

As much as I hate to say it, I liked the colors of Eddie’s room, and the tack board made from carpet padding. (Which was Nathan’s idea and he totally didn’t credit him with it.) But, yikes, the curtains and light fixture/privacy screen, to paraphrase Eddie: Ew.

Natalie’s reception area: It flowed well, colors were nice, and though I liked the fabric panel idea, the colors she had to work with, and the final design of them, looked like a cluttered mess.

Wisit’s office was very serene and for the most part lovely. Just not remotely what the person wanted. And the covered chairs…yikes. That was bad. As was the tragic paint job on the desk.

Judges: liked Nathan, Preston, Eddie, kinda liked: Andrea & Ondine, Didn’t like: Wisit, Natalie.

Winner: Eddie. Wow, and it was because of Nathan’s idea. I’m totally against this win. It should have gone to Nathan, hands down, and doubly so because he earned Eddie his win. Dayum. And Eddie, you might want to witness Nathan’s extremely kind sportsmanship, because he could have totally called you out, and he didn’t.
Loser: Wisit and Natalie were in the bottom two. Correctly. Wisit goes home. Also correctly. Bye, pumpkin.

What did you think? What room would you want to work in? Who should be Top Designer? Who should win Project Runway? DISH!

Tonight, it’s Grey’s Anatomy & Survivor…and new tribes! This? Should be most interesting. Tune in tomorrow for all the MAC you can stand. And don’t forget to enter this week’s contest. Details in Monday’s post.

Everybody dance! Again!

I enjoyed watching Maks dance with Edyta. You tend to forget how much the pros have to really tone down their performances in order to dance with complete novices, and how great they make those novices look…and then you watch those two and go, “Wow!” His outfit would have been such a scream if he’d been in competition at the time. A shame all around, but glad we got one last peek.

And though I could have done without the screechy parts, I thought J Hud was one of the best live, non lip synching singers they’ve had on the show. Also the Rockettes can be on my television anytime. Loved them. They make that precision look so over simplified, but wow, just absolutely wow. Made me want to pull out all my old Doris Day and Kate Hepburn movies and watch them again just because they so evoke that era for me.

On the getting down to business part of the night’s program, our hosts clearly surprised the pros and the stars by announcing, when they were down to four pairs left, that no one was going home. However, the scores of this week will be retained and added to next week, so it’s not a bye. And they went on to reveal who would have gone home…and it ain’t Cloris, folks! Nope, sniff, it would have been Rocco. And sure, he’s headed out in the next few weeks, so it doesn’t really matter, but I’d rather keep him around and let Cloris and Susan go first, but, in the end, I imagine it will all play out as expected.

Tonight we have fashion! We have design! We have Kenley going home! We hope! I’ll let you know tomorrow. In the meantime, don’t forget to enter this week’s SHaQ Attack contest - details in Monday’s post.

DISH!

Dancing with some of the stars….but not Maks. :(

So….during Dancing With the Stars rehearsal, Misty May ruptured her achilles tendon (I know - OUCH!) which means she and Maks are out of the competition. Boo. Heal fast, Misty! Bye, Maks!

Last night was Jive and Viennese Waltz.

Susan & Tony: Jive
She hurt her ankle in the dress rehearsal and seemed off balance the whole time, but she gave it her all and they were kind to her. Still….62. I’m just sayin. Still, bottom three for me. Sorry, Susan! Score: 21

Lance & Lacey: Viennese Waltz
They went traditional. I liked it. Lacey was softer and they still had fun with it. Cranky Uncle Len finally gave them something higher than a six. Yeah, a seven. Top of the middle pack for me, skill wise, but top three overall, entertainment wise. Score: 22

Cheryl & Maurice: Jive
I think Maurice really went for it and while it wasn’t the most polished thing in the world, it was fun and I enjoyed it. Oh, and if Cheryl is “fat” this year as some have been saying….yeah, I want her diet. They are middle of the pack for me. Score: 24

Karina & Rocco: Viennese Waltz
So….yeah, he’s never going to win this, but mondo props for really going out there and giving it his all. He could go the corny route, and he’s really not. I liked Karina’s dress. I really think he’s softened her up quite a bit this season. They are bottom three, but I’m hopeful he sticks around another week. Score: 20

Warren & Kym: Viennese Waltz
Kym really choreographs the big guy so well. For someone his size to do a dance that’s all grace and flow, I think, is just as challenging as the fast footwork dances. And I think he did a really nice job of looking elegant and “getting it.” Kym really sold it as well. They so make me smile. Top three for me. Score: 25

Julianne & Cody:Jive
So, I like the kid. Sue me. Seriously, cute squared. I really enjoyed their whole dance. She’s another one who does such fun choreography and really plays to her partner’s strengths. So enjoyable. And I liked her outfit and wig, but at times it was like watching Christine Aguilera doing the jive. Wacky! Totally top three for me (if not the judges.) Score:21

Toni & Alec: Viennese Waltz
So, apparently they got the Lance/Lacey music this week. Which would have been great if they’d used it. Instead, it was just really jarring. I loved the courtly costumes and really wish they’d just stuck with that. I couldn’t get into the rhythm of it at all, which is a shame because I think they danced really well, but it was too jarring to really watch. Top three dancing, but middle three placement for me. I really wanted to mute that music. Scores:22

Corky & Cloris:Jive (really)
So, right, no way is the 82 year old keeping up that pace, and golf claps to Corky for devising a fun routine that gave us the gist of the dance anyway. I thought it was cute - and did you see that leg extension? Dayum, Cloris! That was impressive! The rest, not so much, but still more fun than annoying. Bottom three…and should leave us. We’ll see. Score:16

Brooke & Derek: Viennese Waltz
Rocky week between them, but they looked lovely on the floor. I guess I have a top four this week! First ten of the season. Scores: 28

A fun week despite losing Misty & Maks. Pout. They didn’t say whether another couple would definitely leave, so…I guess we’ll see tonight!

Don’t forget to enter this week’s SHaQ Attack contest. Details in Monday’s post.

DISH time! Who’s going? Who’s staying? Who was your fave?

Racing, sometimes it’s amazing. Sometimes? Not so much.

Wow, so right off on last night’s Amazing Race, we see a tearful Sarah trying to explain to Terrance during the ESM portion of the leg (that’s Eat, Sleep & Mingle) that she kind of likes having the mingling parts, that she actually enjoys interacting with human beings other than just him, but fears he sees her speaking - at all - to anyone other than him as some kind of personal betrayal. He walks away, she calls him back saying they haven’t resolved anything, and he says, “there is no resolution.” Just….wow. Seriously, Terrance? You know what I say? RUN, SARAH!! RUN FAST!!! And, also, there’s this part: Yes, he’s a nightmare of passive aggressive assholiness, but why is she, this smart, bright, personable person, putting up with it? Yikes.

Then, bam, we also get Ken and Tina, explaining that they’d already decided before the race that if they didn’t move forward and figure things out, post-cheating, that there would be no marriage healing, and they were done. And he was clearly leaning toward being done. Now, no excuses for betraying of the vows. None. Zip. Zero. However, given they are now looking at the future, thinking of going forward, and he says he wants a life partner, not a life sentence, and I say? IT ‘S A LIFE SENTENCE, KEN, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU. RUN or DIE! RUN!!

Just sayin.

Then we get the fun-derful comic relief of Comic Book Dudes saying, essentially, thank god they aren’t on the race with significant others so they can just behave normally and not have to live with the repercussions of living with other person afterward, to which, after seeing the previously commented on two couples? I say, AMEN, COMIC GUYS! Can I be on your team?

Sheesh.

Not as fond of Team Recently Divorced, Team Marry Me, Now Already, or Team Fratnfurters. Well, I like one of them, but Dan, dark haired dude, stop being such a whiner.

Team Super Sibs is still okay, except for teaming up with Team RUN, KEN! RUN NOW! Team Long Distance Daters…like them, too. Team Southern Belles isn’t really making much of an impression either way. Like Team Mom/Son okay. It’s only hinting at borderline creepy how close he is to his mom, and I say that having a great relationship with both of my grown sons, but…I dunno. I’m taking it at face value. For now. And liking them. For now. She plays hard with a sense of humor. I like that about her.

Okay, now for the racing stuff parts.

First off…Tina? Shut UP about rescuing the entire race by getting a bigger plane so all the teams could be together. Seriously? Show of hands as to who thinks they owe Tina squat? Yeah, me either. And, because it truly can’t be said often enough, RUN KEN!! RUN SARAH!! while I’m at it. Karma sends Ken/Tina to the back of the pack, but totally doesn’t pay attention to punishing Terrance. Ah well. Oh, and Dan? STOP WHINING. Wow, when does it get fun? Thank you, Stephanie, for having a “wow, we’re lucky” epiphany when seeing a country filled with people way less fortunate than you. Also, ha, on the “a mechanic could get rich here” comment. Come on, it was a little funny.

So was Team Comic Book, channeling Yoda. Way to go with your strength. As did Terrance, whose strength is not listening to anyone. Which got him as far as he deserved to go. Which was running all the way back to the cabs, and the back of the pack. Ha on Team Divorced digging for the empty tube….from the other Detour they didn’t choose. Oh, and shut up, again, Tina. And Terrance. Why do the biggest asses have to be good racers? It’s like nightmare Colin all over again. Squared. I’m sure enjoying the Mom/Son team a LOT more with every passing minute. And thanks, Sarah, for at least ONE snarky response. “Yeah, because we’re sightseeing.” HA.

And while it was very nice of Dallas to give them info, I agree on not giving a team a ride because they couldn’t read the clue. Most especially when the team includes Terrance. And it seems as if almost all teams have clued in on him already, and they’ve only hit one pit stop. Yeah.

I liked that the Road Block made them figure out the clue. And how Team Comic Book (and most of the other teams) decided to beat it. And their sense of humor all the way to the end. Also noted: Ken and Tina still don’t like each other much. Anytime they have to actually, you know, like hug, or kiss? Very awkward and forced. They are so over. And the love for the Comic Book Guys grows. The Road Block totally turned the order of things upside down. Ken/Tina come in first. Yeah, I know, Karma’s memory, so shortlived. Anthony/Stephanie were bounced when A couldn’t figure the Road Block out. All in all, a very fractious leg. I’m happier with the teams I was liking, feeling no different about the teams I didn’t. And still not sure I’m loving this season, yet. Bring back the Bee Keepers!

Also? Did you see the Survivor commercial? They are totally picking new teams this week. Now that? Rocks! Ha!

Okay, on to the SHaQ Attack contestportion of this week’s festivities. To win a free book this week, just send an email to donna@donnakauffman.com with “I dish because I care, I deserve free stuff” in the subject line. And because clue reading was such an important part of this week’s episode of Amazing Race, well, if you were Team Divorced & Can’t Read Clues, reading the rules of the contest matter. Just sayin. Winner announced Friday!

In the meantimem you know you want to….DISH!