First, I promised new cover art. TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT, which came out this past holiday season, will come out again this fall in a mass market version with a brand new cover…check it out!

Available September 2009!

This Christmas, sugarplums aren’t the only visions that will be dancing in your head. Prepare to have your toes curled by some of the holiday’s hunkiest heroes in this hot, hot, hot collection. . . .

DONNA KAUFFMAN
Unleashed
When Emma Lafferty is hired by a billionaire CEO to watch his pets over the holidays, she expects to enjoy a quiet Christmas in opulent surroundings. What she doesn’t expect is to spend the week trapped in the mansion with the CEO’s sexy great-nephew¬¬—and heir—whose motives are as shady as his desire is crystal clear….

JILL SHALVIS
Finding Mr. Right
Brilliant chemist Maggie Bell has a knack for choosing Mr. Wrong, and with yet another lonely Christmas looming, she decides it’s time to alter the equation—and seek out someone who seems totally wrong for her. Enter Jacob Wahler, the rough and rippling contractor who’s about as far from Maggie type as he could get. But suddenly what’s wrong for Maggie seems oh-so-right….

HELENKAY DIMON
Can You Hand Me the Tape?
Natalie Pritchard is desperate. It’s a week before Christmas and she’s lost the naughty tape she made for her now-ex-boyfriend. She’s so desperate, in fact, that she’ll turn to her nemesis Spencer Donovan for help. The sexy criminal defense attorney would be only too happy to assist—but can Emma afford his price?

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And, for all of you asking if there is more to come from my story in this collection, the answer is yes! The next piece of the puzzle will be revealed in the newest Christmas anthology, out this October. A sneak peek at the cover, right here tomorrow!

Okay….time for some MAC (Morning After Commentary for you new Blog Babes!)

So, last night on Dancing With The Stars, we lose yet another celeb. In this case it’s Steve O, so I’m not entirely heartbroken in terms of losing entertainment value, but I hate injury-related offing, so that sucks. And I enjoy Lacey’s interesting choreo, so that part sucks, too. They haven’t officially crossed him off the list yet, but I’m thinking things don’t look promising. He couldn’t perform last night, so the judges were forced to judge him based on tape from dress rehearsal. Not good. Neither were the scores. Sorry, Lacey!

In other news, the rest of the celebs actually endeared themselves to me this week. Yes, even Holly and Woz. I know! But it was clear how hard they’ve all worked and there was vast improvement across the board. I enjoyed the entire show.

So, dancers I like (not necessarily due to madd dance skillz, just make me smile…)

Both Gilles and Melissa are rocking this thing and I very much enjoy watching both of them. I’m also thrilled that Tony is finally getting a good partner and good scores. He’s not my favorite choreographer, not by a long shot, but he’s so hugely supportive of his partners, so it’s nice to see him get some success, and with a partner who has to be fun to work with.

I heart Ty in a huge way. I was rooting so hard for him last night. He’s a doll. And I was stunned at how much he improved. I didn’t even think he had that in him.

Shawn is the most adorable thing ever and her shyness over the whole hip wiggling thing was also cute. And don’t you love how she’s still “sticking the landing” with her arms and hand gestures as she dances? Cracks me up, but in a totally affectionate way.

I was also, surprisingly, enjoying LT a lot more. He’s no Warren and definitely no Emmitt, but you can tell how much pressure he is feeling, and the personal pride and integrity aspect. I was happy to see him get that his battle was with himself, and he really did invest himself fully. So, big claps for LT this week.

David Allen Grier - I know, I know, but the man is funny. Or he would be if they just let him work the deadpan, or work with him. It’s like no one gets it, and it could be a lot funnier. Kind of like how they totally didn’t get Kenny Mayne during his season, either (humor-wise.) Clearly they get Kenny now, so maybe they will with DAG at some point, too. Hopefully before he gets booted. Because, unlike Kenny, David can actually dance.

Stars who are doing well, but leave me kinda flat….

Chuck and Julianne - which I hate because I think they’re really fun and adorable and a great match in looks, etc. But he does need to loosen up a bit more and trust his gf to lead him. They’re on the bubble for me, but could move up.

Lil Kim. She’s a good dancer and I enjoy the two of them okay, but she’s not grabbing me and I’m not instinctively rooting for them. Just isn’t there for me.

Stars who I could really do without….

Woz. Now, I applaud the guy for his intensity and how thrilled he is to be participating in this program, even with his foot injury. He definitely improved this week as well, so kudos for that. He’s like waving the flag for geeks and nerds everywhere (because, for a multi-billionaire brainiac, his social skills are so….not there. Still. Which is kind of adorable, really.) But he’s not really endearing to me beyond that, not like other stars who have been cast in his “role” in seasons past.

Belinda Carlisle, which is a shame because I love the Go Go’s and really wanted her to do well in this competition, but girl cannot dance. It’s painful to watch, really. I don’t see her being long for the show and wouldn’t be surprised if she’s first off the floor and out the door.

Holly. And I don’t even have anything against her. Love Dmitry (another lousy pairing…sigh.) She definitely is working hard and much improved this week, but she leaves me flatter than pretty much everyone else in the field. (And that machine gun laugh of Holly’s, too…yeesh.)

Stars I wished they never cast:

Denise. Seriously. I hate that she has Maks for a partner. Hate. Because there is nothing she can do to earn my love. Can’t stand her. And the two of them together are kind of toxic, because she robs him of the thing that makes all his bravado and cockiness fun instead of annoying.

Unfortunately, I doubt she’s going home this week. More’s the pity. I’d rather watch Woz some more. Which is saying something. I think Belinda is the biggest target this week, and beyond that maybe Woz (although the Geeks Rule attitude might keep him around awhile longer, and deservedly so. But then he needs to go.) And after that, Holly. In fact, Holly before Woz, for sure.

Also? LOVELOVELOVE the whole Sudden Death Dance Off! Ha! Almost as good as the walk off on Zoolander. Can’t wait for this.

Tune in tonight to see who goes…and who can sing country on American Idol. It’s Grand Ole Opry night, folks, and other than Oil Rig Dude, I’m not seeing any ringers this go around. I also don’t think it’s going to rock like Dolly week did last year, but hopefully, there will be some surprises. (Anyone want to put out guesses on what the hell Adam is going to sing out of this?)

And yay! Now it’s time for the first Birthday Week Giveaway Winner! Winning Blog Babe? Is Rose! Woo hoo, Rose!! Just email me at donna@donnakauffman.com with a few title selections from my website bookshelf (in case I’m out of your first choice) and your addy and I will get it in the mail to you! For everyone else, keep playing…and see Monday’s post for the details if you missed it!

Now it’s your turn….DISH!

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Really, that is the highlight of last night’s Amazing Race. Everything else is just details.

So, this week, we’re still in Siberia and it’s still frakking cold. I was cold just watching this episode. (Nice mug of hot chocolate, with whipped cream, of course, made it a much easier episode to watch…) Unfortunately, I don’t think our racers had any of the warm, creamy stuff. Instead, they had to either drive snow plows or deliver very pretty Russian brides to their equally beautiful church.

Then, if they weren’t cold enough running around in the freezing wind and snow, one member of each team got to run through the town for two miles…in their underwear. (Have I mentioned how much I miss Kris and Amanda? What would my chances have been that Kris would have taken that challenge?) And, bless you, Phil for giving us such an accurate description of what you meant by “in their underwear.” (Phil is a boxer brief man, in case anyone is wondering…. God bless, TiVo, btw.)

Oh, and Team Redhead and Marge/Luke? You can’t fault Victor for moving along on the race course while you stop for directions. This is not a team effort, despite your desire to make it so. If you and Team Red want to team up, fine, but drag other teams into it, and then get upset when they, oh, I don’t know, actually run this course like it’s a RACE? Get over it a little. It doesn’t make him untrustworthy. It makes him a racer trying to win a million dollars. (Which, you kinda get given you booted out Amanda and Kris with that U Turn…before I could see Kris in his skivvies. I’m just saying, if you want to get irritated about something, how about that?)

In the end, Margie/Luke come in first, Team Red come in second, Victor and Tammy in third, everyone else follows, up to the Flight Attendants, who roll in last (literally…they have rolling luggage people. On a worldwide race…just sayin…) And then we finally hear those magic words from Phil….you’re the last team to arrive…but this is a non-elimination leg. Finally!

As to the teams left on the course, while there are some I like more than others, there aren’t any teams I flat out don’t like. They’re all running a decent race, seem to all get along much better than in seasons past, both with their partners and with the other races. I’m thoroughly enjoying that aspect of this season. A lot more fun to watch, show. Keep up the great casting.

That said…Team Weeble and Team Sis could leave next and I’d be okay with that. I like Team Stew’s attitude. Not the most consistent racers, but level headed. Team Red and Marge/Luke are fun to watch together, I like their spirit (despite them temporarily forgetting it’s a raaaaaaaaace.) And I even enjoy Victor and Tammy. Her comment about them not exactly breaking with Asian stereotypes when Victor couldn’t drive well was pretty funny.

Next week? India. It’s always the leg where killer fatigue sets in, and being faced with the smell, the heat, and the relentless poverty and over crowding usually just pushes teams past their limit. I don’t know that I see that in the previews…and I think that if any season of teams can kind of rise above some of the ugly American behavior that the India leg(s) invariably bring out, it would be this season. Let’s hope.

Also? Camels!! Always good for comedy gold.

This week we’re also looking forward to the next round of Dancing With the Stars and American Idol. (No Survivor this week….but more basketball and I’m ALL for that!!)

Right this very second, however, you can enter in this week’s giveaway.

And please, if you enter the weekly contest, don’t forget to check back right here every Friday to see if you win. We have a few unclaimed prizes….(Minna, Fedora…) and follow the directions to claim your prize! Good luck!

So, this week is my birthday week (I claim the whole week. Hey, it’s my last year being 40-something, I get a week.) And if I get to celebrate all week….so do you! All you have to do is comment on any blog entry this week to be entered. There will be one winner EVERY DAY! Yep, five winners this week. I will name a winner a day, starting tomorrow (for comments posted today) and ending Friday with two winners named that day. Every day, new blog, new chance to win.

Also? I have new cover art/copy to show off….starting tomorrow with the September mass market edition cover for Too All A Good Night…leading up to the hubba hubba cover for my November release, A Great Kisser!

Have a great week…..and GO MOUNTAINEERS!

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Two in a row….not sure what that means, but hey TGIF13!!

So, Survivor was interesting. Kinda hilarious reward challenge making dizzy people walk balance beams, then very physical immunity challenge, slamming around in the mud trying to catch balls in nets. JT even loses half a tooth. A shame this team didn’t win, just based on his effort alone, he earned that one. But no…

Not sure why Taj had such a meltdown over the whole thing, not smart gameplay, for sure. And it still baffles me that Stephen and Sydney are never targeted to go home despite not seeming to do much, but Spencer’s butt is on the line after one mistake. I thought he was a sweetheart, but was pretty sure his time was up, and sure enough…buh bye, Spence!

Two weeks until another round…we get the NCAA tournament instead and I, for one, am totally okay with that. GO Mountaineers!! Upset over Pitt! HA! Loved it. And did anyone catch that UConn game last night? OMG - SIX overtimes. THAT was some basketball right there. I think they were playng the equipment boys and a few cheerleaders by the time it was all said and done. Four and a half hours of basketball. Insane. And it ends with the upset by Syracuse? Could it be any better?? Now they have to play WVU tonight with no legs and no rest? Mean of me, but I’m totally okay with that, too. I’m not thinking they’re going to pull that out, which means we might just go to the finals. Wow, what a run.

Now on to Free Stuff!! This week I went easy on ya…just had to send me an email, and a whole lot of Blog Babes did just that. But there can only be one winner and that would be? Minna from Finland! Just send an email to donna@donnakauffman.com with your title choices (send a few in case I’m out of your first choice) and I will get your book in the mail to you! (And I did finally get caught up with that - so if you’re waitng on your book, it’s on its way!!)

Check in next week because I have sneak peeks! Three, count them, three new covers coming your way!! And one of them? Hubba hubba is all I’m sayin. Bring something cold to drink. And a fan. Yowza.

Also…if you want another way to win a freebie, you can check out Blaze of Beauty and try to win one of my books, and maybe score a few really sweet candles while you’re at it.

AND…if you’re a Rhapsody Book Club member, I am the Author Spotlight this month, so go to their website and check out the “Under the Covers” interview about my latest release, LET ME IN!

Have a wonderful weekend everyone…see you back here on Monday!

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Okay, so I might have sent home, say, Megan and Sarver first, the former because…do I really have to spell it out? And the latter because while I think he’s a sweet guy and sings well…his voice is just okay. His songs are just okay. He’s not a memorable singer, nor will I ever want to run out and buy his album. Jorge, on the other hand, I really did enjoy listening to. But, in the end, he and Jasmine were doomed anyway. So, it’s interesting that the first two out were two wildcards. Anoop, look out!

As for the twist…which is that the judges have one Get Out Of Going Home Free card to use one time, and one time only, this season, wherein they can save the singer with the lowest votes if they feel they should be given another shot. No worries there…except it’s kind of amusing that the show is telling you that this is to keep things like Daughtry and Tamyra from being booted off too early, only they were both in fourth place….and the judges can only use the Save Card up to the final five. So…so much for that idea. Anyhow, it will be interesting to see if they use it at all.

Group sing last night wasn’t all that, except it was nice to see them work around the Scott issue very seamlessly, so props for that. Kanye….seriously, dude, not wonderful. I fast forwarded. Nice, however, to see Kelly again.

Looking forward to tonight’s Survivor!

Don’t forget to enter this weeks Free Blog Candy giveaway. Details in Monday’s post. I will announce the winner right here in this space tomorrow. And…also don’t forget that you have to check in to see if you win! This is the only place you’re going to find out. There are some unclaimed prizes (Fedora…are you listening? Check last Friday’s blog for details!!)

Good luck to all!!

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FINALLY, the show begins for reals. The Powers That Be have hinted that there would be a big twist this season, and Simon announces up front that two will go home tomorrow - not surprising since we started with 13 instead of 12 - then Ryan closes the show by announcing that the way we send home singers this season is gonna change…and the judges will have more say. See, America, this is what you get for keeping Sanjaya on the show for so long. You’ve brought this on yourselves.

The rumor is that the bottom two vote getters will have a sing off…and the judges decide who goes home. I am all for this and think it will lend a really exciting twist to the show. So…bring it on!!

The judges make a splashy entrance, enter stage center, which was supposedly Simon’s idea. And, if so…way to dress for the occasion, dude. Of course, if I’m being honest, I actually applauded, because if the world were left up to me (and, honestly, when will the world figure this out?) every day would be Casual Friday and all panty hose, high heels, neck ties, and suit jackets would be globally banned.

So, it’s time for the first round…and the theme? Michael Jackson. At least they can’t complain that there aren’t enough songs to choose from. I think he’s only just shy of the Beatle’s collection.

Lil Rounds is up first and sings The Way You Make Me Feel, put a bit of a bluesy feel to it and does a great job with the hella voice of hers. Agree with Simon that the outfit wasn’t perhaps the most flattering, but I admit it’s nice to see someone who isn’t a size minus zero for a change.

Scott is up next, and we’re getting a little family background with each singer and we learn that he’s been mostly blind since birth, as has his sister, despite no history of it in either family. Now, he’s a darling guy and so very, very earnest, but I don’t find his music all that riveting. He sounded tons better tonight with the keyboard at hand, but sang a little known MJ song, Keep The Faith, which also didn’t move me, but did make me think that perhaps his music career could go the spiritual route and he might do well for himself there. But as a pop idol, not so much with me. Sorry, Scott.

We managed to get all the way through the family information section on Danny Gokey and it had nothing to do with his deceased wife, so…that was a bonus. He comes from quite the clan, with a father who is apparently the reincarnation of Burl Ives. Or just thinks he is. Danny sings PYT, which…okay. Let’s see how that works out. Interesting take on the song. He gives it all he’s got and does a pretty decent job…I think he’ll be one who will benefit, much as David Cook did, from the polishing this show will give him. All the elements are there, but they need a bit of smoothing out and refining. Still….pretty darn good opener. Judges are digging it.

Next up, oil rig boy, Michael Sarver, and it seems like all these singers so far have had a tough life. He’s singing You Are Not Alone. A ballad…and he does a very nice job with it, which is good considering I haven’t been a big fan. I’m not a huge ballad fan, mostly because they all sound the same. So you really need to bring something unique to it, either a really distinctive voice or a change up on arrangment. Michael just does a decent job singing it. So, while nice, not memorable. Unlike Gokey, who you know who is singing the minute you hear him…this guy could be anybody. Sorry, Mike! Judges are diggin it. Me, not as much. Because singing passionately isn’t going to be enough this season - everyone here can sing passionately, and everyone wants it. You gotta bring more.

So what is Jasmine wearing? Sort of Mod Squad Meets An Unfortunate Pepto Bismal Incident. She comes from a very photogenic family. Dang. Mom needs to rethink the hair, though. Okay, so she’s going with I’ll Be There. Another ballad, but this one is more distinctive on its own, so all she has to do is bring the vocals, which isn’t a problem for her. But, again, she’s a very good singer and she delivers, but I don’t know that you’d know her voice on the radio and I think that’s what it’s going to come down to this year, amongst this group. Still, enjoyable evening of singing so far. But I haven’t been compelled to hit iTunes yet….

I’m already fast forwarding through Paula’s comments and we’re only four singers in on round one….just sayin.

Okay, what the hell is this new show, Glee? I seriously think I must watch this. Or get a gig as a staff writer there.

On with the show…we’re up to cutie patootie Kris, who has a really deep voice for a not so massive dude. Aw, he’s a newlywed and they’re ridiculously cute. I hope he brings it, because I really want to like this guy. He’s singing Remember the Time and we get him with the guitar. I think he’s definitely more comfortable with it, and he does a bit of a current Maroon Five-y version of the song, and while it’s not a knock-out-the-park performance for me, it is relevent, which is the first time this evening anyone has come close to approaching that. Yes, even Gokey. So, you go, Cute Patoot!

Paula, somewhere deep down, below all the pharmaceuticals, does actually have a point. But my life is simply not long enough to wait around for her to figure out how to articulate it.

Jello Hair Girl, Alison, is up next and still has a massive voice, but not so much with the personality, although certainly better. She’s singing Give In To Me…and sounds like she’s had this long life filled with too much partying and too little sleep, so how that happens at 16 I have no idea, but it’s just jarring for me. I know, I’m not giving her the props she really deserves, because she has a rock star level of talent…but she’s uncomfortable for me to watch and listen to. (And wow, until they work on the whole speaking spontaneously thing, she needs to just stand there a nod a lot. Because Jason could pull of the stoner thing and be adorable….Alison just sounds like she’s strung out.)

So, Anoop is up next and given his love of 80’s tunes, I’d think this theme would be right up his alley! I heart his family. Awww. He goes with Beat It. Wow, big song for him. Liking the new tighter hair style, and love that he’s abandoned the sweater-geek look, but still wears a tie under his jeans/army jacket ensemble. Seriously, you have to love this guy’s commitment to his true self. However, with this particular tune, unless he’s going bring the dance moves with it, it’s going to come out thin and wanting. And it does. He definitely goes for it, but not the right song choice. Not without a tightly choregraphed dance crew on stage with him. Sorry, A-Dawg, because you know I love you. I’m worried about you now.

Jorge…wow, what a clan. Extended doesn’t do justice to how big his family is. Nice to see the love and support. He’s singing Never Can Say Goodbye. I happen to really love this song, and he does a nice job with it, but memorable? Probably not. Needed a bit more funk bassline and earnestness, both of which should have been natural for him. Come on, Jorge, don’t let me down! I don’t want to be saying good-bye to you already.

Meghan’s turn. Gee. Can I go get some snacks? Take five? No? So…she congrats her bro on turning 21 -and we see him in all his stoner glory in the audience. Yo, dude, have you checked out Jello Girl? I see future couple all over that pair. Also, Meghan, with the full arm tattoo, yeah, the whole Katy Perry outfit? Wow, just all kinds of nauseating. Mom, however, pretty stunning. Hard to picture Meghan herself as a mom, though. She seems so young. So very. She’s singing Rockin Robin. Because….really? And, oddly, I’m kind of digging her voice more, which - quel shock! - but wow, what a cheese-tastic song to sing. She does actually have a distinctive voice, but where did this choice even come from? Yikes. About as anti-relevant as you can get. Times ten. Hated it. And the even cheesiertastic dancing it rode in on.

Yay, we finally get to my favorite new gay television boyfriend! Woo! Adam Lambert arrives and he’s singing Black & White…interested to see what he does with that. Can he just sing a couple of songs and we can skip straight to tomorrow? So..okay, pay attention everyone - THAT? Is stage presence. He owns. OWNS. Because, that song? Seriously? Who would do that? And I’m totally downloading it right now. Right after I go back and watch it again. Holy sh*t. I need something cold to drink….and then I want to go shopping with him.

I hope for the sake of the next up, it’s a long commercial break.

We get Matt Giraud AND his piano and I am all over that. Two faves in a row! He sings Human Nature, and I’ll be honest, not my fave performance, but I know I’m going to be downloading this guy this season. I can watch and listen to him sing for hours and I really, really like the quality and sound of his voice. He’s distinctive and current and I am all about keeping him around for weeks to come. Nicely done!

Pimp spot goes to Alexis. She’s singing Dirty Diana, which is all kinds of awesome. She looks great. However, as she opens, she’s only getting half of each word out before rushing on to the next…let’s hope she gets in the groove and delivers. Because I think we know after tonight, that anything less is not going to win you this contest. And, to give her props, she does totally go for it. Not sure she has the strength of voice, in terms of punch (aka Jello Girl) to really rock it the way she’s trying to, but big props for going for it one hundred percent.

All in all…probably one of my favorite first rounds ever, to be honest. I think we have a really talented group this season, nary a Sanjaya or Christy Lee in the bunch. Even the less than memorable performances were solidly delivered, if not necessarily recording artist caliber. But a very entertaining night. With some stand out faves that are going to make this a very interesting season indeed. And if we really do get the sudden death sing offs? Oh, I am ALL over that.

Tops? Adam, Matt, Kris, Lil, Danny, and Alison (….because what else can you do? Mediocre she’s not.)
Middlin’ but could move up: Alexis, Jorge
Entertaining, but I won’t be downloading…yet: Jasmine, Anoop
Will probably be typing my blog while listening: Scott, Michael, Meghan

Which two will go home tomorrow…I have absolutely no idea. It’s that good this season, y’all.

What did you think? Because now? Is your time to DISH!!

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We kick off Season 8 (can you believe it’s #8 already?) with rapper and former inmate Lil Kim and reigning champ Derek. They come out with a samba to Janet Jackson and it’s clear Kim’s got some moves. She’ll be a force this season. Loved how, after dedicating her performance to all her pals in D Block, Tom dedicated his hosting to everyone at Rikers. Ha. Tom. is. back. Judges award 21.

Next up we get Go Go Belinda Carlisle who is seriously channeling Priscilla Presley and has an unfortunate problem with motion sickness. Makes ballroom a bit tricky when spinning makes you nauseous. She gets the nicest guy on the dance floor, Jonathan, as her partner, and they perform a serviceable waltz. I don’t predict she’s long in this race. She gets an 18.

We move on to Edyta, who gets her annual football player, only this time in the form of defensive crushing machine Lawrence Taylor. I’m guessing he’s going to be a wee bit different from our past football player faves. And yet, I have to admit, I smiled throughout their performance. He might hang in for a few. A few longer than Belinda, anyway. He gets 17.

Sigh. Do I have to do this next one? Lacey, the “rebel” gets saddled with Jackass’s Steve-O, who is one year sober, for which I do give major props…but I don’t see him lasting long here, either, and…this is a guy who stapled his body to things for entertainment. I mean, is this reallllllly the best we can do, show? And his lack of coordination, which will soon be legend, is a double shame as Lacey’s choreo was often amongst my favorite performances last year (and responsible for much of my music downloads, too.) However, all you Lacey-haters from last season, you’re about to get your humble pie smackdown, and early on, I predict, too. Hope that makes us even so she can get someone fabulous again next season. That said - this choreo? Was kinda cool. At least we got one, anyway. Steve-O has a long way-o to go-oh, if he’s sticking around more than through next week. Still, I’d send Belinda home first. Mostly because while he’s horrible, apparently even a Jackass is more interesting to watch than a Go-Go. And Steve-O, well, he gets a standing O. Judges award them 17.

Okay….so did the judges get together beforehand and decide that Len was going to be Kindly Uncle Lenny (I know!) while Carrie Ann gets to be bitchy older sister who means well and give constructive criticism, leaving Bruno to be, well, a major ass? Now, I realize this isn’t much of a stretch, but it’s like he’s pretending to be a (much louder and more obnoxious) caricature of himself. Wow. Stop it, Bruno. We can only handle regular amounts of Brun-tastic entertainment.

Up next, is Gilles Marini who got nekkid in Sex in the City: The Movie. He and Cheryl dance and steam and sizzle their way through a cha cha set to Addicted to Love and Carrie Ann is already way addicted to Gilles. And, you know, as eye candy goes, when you’ve got Steve O, Wozniak and David Alan Grier, I’m all for keeping this guy around as long as possible. Plus, it was great seeing a happy Cheryl hit her stride again. Judges give them a season opening high of 24.

Next we get real life couple country singer Chuck Wicks and his babe-a-lah Julianne doing the waltz. I feel for her, having to push her lovah to be a good dancer. It doesn’t seem like he’s gonna come by those madd skillz naturally, unfortunately. Don’t know, even as cute and adorable-worable as they are, if I’d sign on for that duty. And you know what? They looked lovely together. Very top-of-the-cake. Judges award the cutey patooties a 20.

Up now…one of our new couples. Singer Jewel was forced to withdraw due to stress fractures in her tibias (both of them, y’all! Ouch!) and so her partner, another transplant from So You Think You Can Dance (SQUEEEEE!) Dmitry (fanning self, fanning self…) gets a new dancemate. She’s Holly Madison, who was a playmate of someone else, a guy named Hef. I’ve never heard of her, but then, I don’t follow the goings on at the Playboy mansion. However, given the rest of the stars had three weeks with their pros and she’s had five days, golf clap to her for giving this a go at all. So, okay, yeah, I’m not loving her (and wtf was she wearing to her first rehearsal?) but if she bags me at least a week of staring at Dmitry, then I’m all for that. Because…I have my priorities straight, people, yes indeedy. Holy crap, why couldn’t they give him anybody else? I mean, seriously, watching him dance is almost better than sex. Really good sex. Which I knew, but forgot, but am knowing again. Seriously, someone pass me some ice water. And a fan. Somewhere in there I noticed Holly, and you know, for five days of practice, she didn’t completely humiliate herself. So, good on you, blondie, good on you. Now…keep him here. All I’m sayin. Judges? 18 (which is totally bogus considering she walked through half the routine - which, understandable, but Tom even said they weren’t supposed to cut slack for lack of practice time. Clearly, they ignored that rule here.) But if the net result is more sex–er, Dmitry, then I’m all for throwing out the entire rule book.

Rodeo champ Ty Murray (aks Mr. Jewel) is up next with another new pro, Chelsie Hightower, also from SYTYCD, and who I really loved. Folks have done a bit of bashing on Chelsie, Dmitry and Lacey, but just because they were amateurs in SYTYCD, does not mean they’re amateurs when it comes to ballroom. In fact, all three of them are pros and champions in their own right in this field of dance. So…shut up, bashing bashers. That said, here we go! Okay, so Ty is self-deprecatingly completely adorkable and I heart him already. Dancing the cha cha cha, here they go, and wow, so, yeah, he better stick to bull riding. It’s less dangerous than him on the dance floor. A shame, because Chelsie acquitted herself quite well and we’ll miss her when he goes. And no mistake, he’s not long for this show. But I heart how hard he tried and that he was a manly man out there, despite having two, possibly three, left feet. Judges? 14. Ouch. And, seriously, shut up Samantha (season 8 and still, shut up) and let the man be self deprecating and take his lumps. Rude cut off, much?

Youngest ever competitor on the show, Olympic gold medaling gymnast, 17 year old, Shawn Johnson, who scored Mark Ballas as her partner. You’d think her athleticism would make her a fave, but I’m not sure one translates to the other. We’re about to find out. (Could she be any freaking cuter?) They get the waltz, and I really wish she’d gotten something more fun and funky for her first go, but…such is the way. Here we go! I think they look lovely together and she did very, very well. Another top-of-the-cake couple, which should give Julianne/Chuck a run for their money. Me likey. Judges? 23

Apple co-founder Steve (the Woz) Wozniak is up next. I actually feel sorry for Karina. I know. I was pretty sure that was imposible. But, so it is. Well, Ty and Belinda…you may get to stick around a bit longer than you thought! Wow, so….the black shorts/socks/shoes combo possibly has set an all time fashion low on this program. Which, truly saying something. Woe is Woz. Or, whoa is Woz. I can’t even look at this. So, Karina tries to distract us with an outfit that would make Edyta blush, but then here comes the Woz…wearing, yes, a pink feather boa, proving I was wrong. So sadly, pathetically wrong. I’m…no words. Jerry Springer was charming. Wayne Newton was a stage entertainer. Steve? He’s trying hard, but there is no Guttenburg Effect here. He’s not even adorkable. Sorry. I know, it sounds mean, but seriously…who cast this guy? It’s like those poor souls who audition on American Idol and you’re wondering, didn’t anyone love them enough to stage an intervention? Right now I need to cover my eyes, which makes typing a challenge. Judges? (wow, if you want mean, that would be it, Bruno….gay Teletubbie) And then, endearing himself to nerds everywhere, Steve tries to tell a joke. But Steve? You can’t do comedy. Seriously. Complex computer code? In your sleep. But…just say no to joke telling. Judges give him a 13.

Next up is David Alan Grier…now this guy can do comedy. Intentionally, even. Unfortunately, we learn rather swiftly that Kym Johnson, while a dynamite dancer, has no grasp on dry wit. As in, less than zero. A shame really, because David with someone who gets him? Would have been fabulouso. She does, however, get that while he’s funny, he’s not kidding about dancing. The man is there to do the job. And make me laugh. I’m liking them. And it’s bleaching that last performance from my brain…so double golf clap!! Go DAG! Judges - 19

And from that…we go to (fill in the unflattering blank) Denise Richards. At least that also means we get to gaze upon Maks. Rehearsal footage was gratifying (okay, okay, so I’m not a fan of hers, sue me) because Maks was already pissing her off and well…I’m small, I admit it. But sheesh, already with the drama queen crap. Week 1 and all these tears? GAH! Can we just send her home now? Small and hateful or not, I cannot do a season of this. Of her. Cut to the chase….we dance! Okay, so it’s pretty clear we’re gonna lose our man candy early on this season. Dmitry and now Maks, both with partners who….not so much with the dancing or fan love. Sigh. SO unfair, I tell you. And poor Karina, too…at least those newly engaged lovebirds will have more time to work on the pro entertainment performances and I’m all for that. The other plus side? This can only make Melissa look better, and I’m all for that, too. Judges - 18 (gag)

And…wow, finally, in the pimp spot, no less, we get the other new couple…who only had (YIKES!!!) 48 hours to train. Wow. As I announced here yesterday, the replacement for the injured Nancy O’Dell, who will undergo knee surgery next week, is none other than Bachelor dumpee Melissa. (Yay, Tom on the Jason snark!!!!) I love her and am glad she’s scoring something fun after suffering national humiliation last week…however, with only two days of practice, I hope she’s not a laughingstock here. She’s a former Dallas Cowboy cheerleader, so let’s hope her ability to pick up routines quickly saves her. She has Tony for a partner, who should take good care of our girl. Crossing fingers..here we go! Yay - they’re fun! Beautiful waltz, very nicely choreo’d by Tony (perfect partner for her right now) to show her off to her loveliest while not being overly complicated. Smooches to you both!! Way to come out on top, Melissa! You go. I’m lovin it. Judges? (I love you Uncle Lenny! Even Bruno to her defense. But wow, Carrie Ann….no girl power love from you. Or for you. In fact, you looked pretty disgusted to even have to comment….what gives? Way to save it, Tom. You get all my roses.) Scores? Carrie Ann with the 8. Hunh. Lenny with a 7, Bruno with an 8 - all is good in 23 land. Woot!!

But, allowing that blush of fun to fade, I must comment on my overall impression of this season. Which is? Suckiest casting in eight seasons. I know! I consider myself pretty easy to please since I just want to watch a show of fun dancing and I don’t really care about whether or not I know the celebs or how famous/well known they are or aren’t. But, this season, it’s just not a hugely entertaining crew regardless of whether they are A list or Z list. Not even in a “well, it’ll be fun to watch them get better” kind of way. Because, a) many of them won’t, and b) we don’t really care to watch them even if they can. Just…unbalanced and not much fun, show. Wow. I’m kinda crushed.

My faves (based not just on dancing, but my enjoyment in watching them)…Shawn, David Alan, Chuck, Gilles, Melissa, and well, when I have to put Lil Kim on the list? Seriously? Enough said.

Some who could possibly, maybe get me more into the show - Ty (because he’s a sweetie, but no prayer here) and…okay, mebbe Lawrence, but not in a real enthusiastic kinda way.

And those who I want to go home immediately, do not pass go? All the rest of them, pretty much. Harsh, yes, but honest.

What did you think? Now’s the time…DISH away!!

Tonight we get our Top 13 singing like it’s an actual show and everything…and you can win free stuff by checking out Monday’s blog for details. Good luck!

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On Amazing Race, we leave Romania and head to Siberia. (Loving the locations this year!) One of the other things I love? There are no truly dominant teams, nor are there obvious inept racers. We’ve had a different winning team for each leg (which continues with this one) and teams that have been at the top who have also been at the bottom, and vice versa. Tammy and Victor went from winning a leg to barely surviving the next, and Team Flight Chicks went from barely making it on several legs to winning last night. Love that - keeps the race really interesting! And no hateful teams, either. It’s almost too good to be true.

You also have teams doing things that would seem to be uncharacteristic of them….a la this go around, Luke and Margie are the ones to use the U Turn. In this case, it’s a blind U Turn, meaning the detoured team doesn’t know who did it to them. Unfortunately, it was Kris and Amanda who were U Turned. Smart move in that they were probably the strongest contending team…but it was their problems with wood stacking ultimately prevented them from pulling it out. (Seriously, if after all that work my stack slid over….I’d lose it. National television or not. That would have tested me.) Had they completed the wood stack initially, they’d have only had to do the shutters task at the U Turn. As it was, they were 2/3 complete with the wood stacking when theirs collapsed, taking them to the shutter task instead, which they did complete…only to hit the U Turn and have to do the woodstacking all over again. A shame, but then, it’s not called the Kind of Challenging Race.

I honestly thought it would be a non-elimination leg, though, which would have enhanced the drama as they tried to figure out who did it to them, and struggle to come from behind (they didn’t suspect it was Luke, that was for certain.) But, sadly, no…they were Philiminated. Sniff! I really liked them, but then I will feel that way with most teams.

We also continued this seasons’ new theme: Locals Drinking Heavily, Playing Music, and Laughing at the Racers. Good times. Or not so much.

I also loved the downhill bobsled, and the teams racing up to the stage filled with dancers to hit the Amazing Bathmat. Very good job this year, race planners!

Team Flight Chicks comes in first, followed closely by Team Sisters, then Victor and Tammy. Margie and Luke come in next, followed by Team Redheads, Mike & Gramps, and, finally, Team Weeble.

All in all, an enjoyable leg…but wouldn’t have minded a non-elim leg right about then. Would love to know just how far from the shutter building shack the house needing repairs was. Caravan of idiots, indeed! It looked as if the house was around a corner and perhaps they were sticking to some main street, but after all that searching and not finding (by four teams, no less!) you think they’d have shown just how far away it was.

Love the previews for next week where Mike discovers Luke is the U-Turner and calls him the surprising “evil deaf kid.” Which was pretty funny. Also…racers running in subzero temperatures with very little clothing on. Figures we sent Kris home NOW. Dangit. Also…blurred ass shots. More good times.

In other Reality News? It appears with the loss of Jewel and Nancy O’Dell from Dancing With the Stars, that last minute castng subs have been called in. (How they can learn an entire competition dance in a few days, when other teams have had weeks, is beyond me, though…) So, subbing for Jewel will be Holly Madison (I think that is her last name) who was apparently one of Hef’s live ins. Seriously? But the other sub? The ever so recently and so publicly dumped Melissa! Now that? I’m kind of excited about. Yay, her. Humiliation will be a lot easier to stomach with 125K in the bank and a fun television show to participate in. Yeah, yeah, I know she said she was sticking in Texas, but, seriously? I would have changed my mind for that offer, too. In a blink. She has plenty of time to be a teacher. Bring on the dancing shoes!!

So…this week, another chance to win free stuff! Woot! Just send an email to donna@donnakauffman.com with “I want blog candy!” in the subject line. I’ll pick one winner from all the entries and announce it right here in Friday’s blog.

Are you loving the Race? Loving Phil in fur trimmed parkas? (Me! I am!) Excited about the DWTS line up or sort of wondering if that was really the best they could do? (Me! I am! Because…Steve O? And Woz?) It’s so much more random this season, or so it feels…

AND? We finally get singers singing on American Idol, all on one night, with us voting…like a real live show. Wow, it only took three months to get here. Feels like years…

Your turn….DISH!

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So, actually, not bad singing tonight. And I think most of the 36ers were capable of these kinds of performances. Most. I’m still undecided on this one-shot-deal format, but then, it’s a one way
to winnow down a really good group. And, all in all, I really think these guys are.

In the end, I’m not thrilled with all 12 - OOPS! - 13!! Yeah, after my DVR cut out before the final announcment (rrrrrr) I go online to find out who else was picked, crossing fingers it was Anoop, or, second best, Matt Giraud? And all 4 judges picked one, so they BOTH made it in. Whoot! And yes, again, they made Anoop sweat and think he hadn’t made it. Cruel, if you ask me.

So…

Top 13 I love: Adam, Danny, Lil, Matt, Anoop

Top 13 I’m middle-of-road: Jasmine, Allison, Alexis, Jorge

Top 13 I’m still scratching my head: Megan, Kris, Michael, Scott (okay, so I know why he’s there, but I don’t know that his vision or lack thereof is really a compelling reason to have him in the Top 12/13 when he’s not that awesome a singer. Which I think is why he makes me uncomfortable. If he was blind and sang like Lil…different story. Because, it’s about the singing…)

So, when you look at the breakdown that way, not too shabby really. I don’t really hate any of them. Just prefer some over others. But if I were Queen (and seriously, is there someone I can write to about
that?) I’d love to replace my 4 bottom feeders with Mishavonna, Ricky, Felicia and Ju’not. Now, that? Would have been a line up I could fully love.

What do you think? Who are your faves? Who are you pouting over not making it in?

And, on Survivor? Not much going on this week. Taj does pull the Cross Tribe Alliance into place and continues to have my love…except next week it looks like the news leaks to Tyson of all people. Everyone agrees that if you’re beautiful (Sydney) it doesn’t matter if you can, you know, actually play the game. Coach continues to be a legend in his own mind. And, finally, Crazy Sandy is sent home.

Also in the news…both Jewel AND Nancy O’Dell pulled out of Dancing With The Stars yesterday with injuries. Yikes! Nancy will need her knee surgically repaired and Jewel had stress fractures in both of her tibias. OUCH. I also heard that Cheryl’s partner, Gilles, has a groin injury, so already this season, plagued a bit like last year. Makes you wonder if they aren’t pushing these non-athletes way too far too fast as this series continues, in order to maintain such high standards. Supposedly there will be “casting announcements” made…assuming they’re not going to want to start a season two celebs down.

And now, on to Free Stuff! Woo hoo!! Alls ya had to do was email me and lotsa Blog Babes did, but there can only be one winner…and this week? It’s Fedora!! Just drop me a note with address and a few title ideas (in case I’m out of your first choice) and I will get them in the mail (I swear - I’m behind, I know!) this coming week.

Tune in Monday for Amazing Race MAC and a new chance to win a free book! Hope everyone has a great weekend - my youngest is trekking home from Colorado for Spring Break, so yay, happy early birthday to me!!

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So, American Idol: Round 3 wasn’t as difficult, it seems, as we might have thought it would be. However, for being the best of the three rounds, performances-wise, the little show opener number was horrifyingly craptastic. (They had the guys all sitting, if you wanted to know how they resolved the blindness issue.) But that was not why it was so crappy. These singers might have done fairly well separately, but together they were horrible. Truly horrible. And their stage presence not much better, all together now. Wow.

So, I ff on to learn who’s going through. To the surprise of no one, Lil is the top female for round 3…and Scott is picked top guy. Then it was down to Ju’not and Jorge for the final spot….and it went to? Jorge! And? I’m very okay with that.

This means we have a whole lotta guys in the top 9 and only three women. 2 - 1 odds there. Makes ya wonder if there was no top female/top male requirement, what the division would be.

Anyhoo…so now we’re on to naming the 8 contestants who will be given another shot at filling the final three spots, who will be chosen by the judges after a sudden death round of singing tomorrow night. (Wow, this better be fantastic, y’all.) They brought back a bunch (but not all) of the previous contestants, then threw in the leftovers from tonight (since they didn’t know in advance who would make it through.) The judges were given a commercial break to confer on if any of the current crop should go through and who, if anyone, from who’d they’d already decided on, should be dropped. They did say there was a last minute change up.

Now, looking over the group they brought in (not including the group three leftovers, only a few of which would have been there if this happened next week) I thought they did a pretty good job in bringing in the folks we really have a vested interest in. They pick 4 guys and 4 girls…so enough girls if they put through all girls to even out the score…but given the guys on the bench, I am highly, highly doubtful it will turn out that way. At least, just from past performances, I’d be stunned if it was all women from this bunch.

Biggest surprise? Ricky Braddy. Love that choice and am very, very glad he made it in for one last shot. Biggest disappointment? Yep, they brought her back. Goddess Whacknut. (What WAS she wearing, btw? Yikes!) Who did I want in from the assembled group who didn’t make it? Ju’not. But I don’t know who I’d have booted, so that was a hard call. Well, yes I do. Megan Corkrey. (I know…seriously?) In a heartbeat. But I would have put Felicia in her place, if we had to have 4 guys, 4 girls.

The remaining five are: Anoop (wheeee!), Von, Matt Giraud, Jesse Lengseth (who was the last minute switch in..wonder who they switched out? Ouch!), and Jasmine. And really, can’t complain about that crowd….except we could have had Ju’not and Felicia and not Megan/Tatiana….but mostly it’s good.

I will hate this show forever if they put Tatiana through. She was already in full whack mode tonight. I cannot do that every week, y’all. Tomorrow is my limit. After that, my spirit will be broken.

So…who do I want to go through? Anoop, Ricky or Matt, and Jesse. (Sorry, Jasmine, but Lil will pound you to dust, and I’d rather have another bluesy interesting singer…) And if it ends up being Anoop, Ricky, and Matt…well, I would be fine with that outcome as well. Sorry, ladies.

What did you all think? Who’s in? Who’s out? And shouldn’t we give Nick/Norman (who was in the Bring Back crowd, btw) a blog or something for this season? Anyone?

DISH! (And, wow, if anyone wants to dish on the trainwreck that was apparently the season finale of The Bachelor, feel free. I don’t watch the show, and just got brought up to speed on what happened, and dude….seriously? There should be a mandatory waiting period for this guy to ever buy another diamond. Just sayin.)

Tomorrow I’ll announce the winner of this week’s blog candy - see Tuesday’s post for details on how to enter. Good luck!

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So, Von proves you can come out first and not suck. Nicely done. Enough where you might actually be remembered a few hours from now.

Then Taylor comes out and does this weird, spastic stomp-squat dance thing while singing Alicia Keys. She sings it reasonably well, but is hard to watch, very breathy-over singing, and well, what the judges said. Boring. If she’d been last week or the week before, she’d have been a rock star with that performance, comparatively speaking. Tonight? She’ll be entirely forgettable.

Alex Trugman is next and he’s kind of an adorable geek with a surprisingly smooth voice….for about three seconds. Then it gets all weirdly Joe Cockerish, and not in a good way…so, he’s not making it through. However, on the plus side? This is already, easily, the best show of the three. I know, not a big mountain to climb there, but I’m just thankful for the entertainment.

Next? Arianna who is 17 and decides, for some unfathomable reason, to sing ABBA. And not a cute, perky, peppy ABBA, which would suit her cute, perky, peppy self…no, she sings The Winner Takes It All. Now, I have zero idea what song the band was playing, but I’m pretty sure it barely had a passing resemblance to the one she was singing. Wow, that was so off. It’s a shame, she does have a huge voice, but for someone we’ve never had the chance to see before, I don’t see her making it through.

So, an uneven night. And yet, still, other than Alex, better singing than Night 1 or Night 2, so I hold out hope that Junot will bring it back to life.

And here he comes, and we get to see the clip of his very adorable little son during the audition rounds, so we’re all warm and fuzzy again, which you kind feel with this guy anyway. And then the guy who wants to be current sings Hey There, Delilah, which has already been done,nand done, and that wasTHIS season. Dude. Sigh. What, there was nothing else fresh to choose from? Seriously? Here’s hoping he nails it, but I’m already underwhelmed just knowing it’s coming. I like this guy’s voice, I really do. Singing ANYTHING else but this tired song. And he decides to change it up and actually SLOW IT DOWN. More. And make it more boring. Zzzzzz. I know. What we needed was a shot in the arm, a reason to sit up and pay attention, and this is what you brought to the table? Have they all lost their minds? Is anyone help guide these kids? Anyone? Bueller? Of course the judges loved it. I so did not. I am comatose. But it’s the song, not Junot. I really like him. So hopefully he gets through. Not sure…but I hope. He’d be my second choice so far tonight.

Next up? Nightmare on Idol Street! Squared!! Run, run now!!

Kristen and Nathaniel Headband, back to back. Hopefully so we can just get through the moment and then bleach it from our brains forever. Wow, I am so not excited about this moment. Can I just blank this out? Go have some chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream? No? You want trainwreck drama queen coverage? Okay. ::hands over eyes:: Here we go.

Kristen is up first. Singing Tracy Chapman. Please, sing it fast. Make it be over. So, the deal is, if you don’t watch her (which really is just hard to do anyway. The hair, the dress, the face, the teeth…) and just listen, she sounds really good. If you’re an aging lounge singer. A really good aging lounge singer, but still. So, yeah, she can sing. But relevant? Not so much. The judges encourage her to go rock and be current. Might be an idea. If she has to stay. Please, tell me she doesn’t have to stay.

Okay, let’s get this done please, people. Just let drama boy sing. He’s singing Meatloaf. Never done on this show, so that’s a plus. (I’m trying here.) He does his own version, but I seriously can’t look at him. Of course, I can’t look at Meatloaf either. But this sounds like Meatloaf: The Musical! I take a peek and yikes. Stop the pointy finger! But if you like Meatloaf Does Broadway, vote for the kid. He can sing. But…honestly, haven’t we had to watch enough? Can we be excused from the spectacle that is Nathanial Headband for the rest of the season? Or our lives? (Please, I’m begging you, Lil and Jorge, win the top spots and let Von be third…. Which, the fact that I’m pimping for Von Votes? Says a lot.) And then what is with the extended pimpage of this kid by Ryan and the judges, even Simon? Wow…..so, odd. Do they really, really ridiculously really think they need him this season? They already have Adam, and possibly Von. We have our talented theater guys. And we don’t need Danny Noriega 2.0. Really. We don’t. It’s been done. We all got our shots. Now we’ve recovered. Let us heal.

Felicia Barton shows up next and she’s the one who took Joanna Pacitti’s place when she was booted for knowing too many producers on the show. And is dating Mark Ballas. Now we have yet another young mom, who is singing yet another Alicia Keys song. Please, let us like her. I was so happy an hour ago, but my love is fading fast here. So, I have not a passing clue what that business is she is wearing, but from the neck up, she’s a dynamic looking, beautiful girl. And I’m kinda liking her take on this song. Girl has chops. Just step away from the sequin corset body luggage look. Wow, then a few really off notes in her riffs…come on, rein it back in, Felicia. Make us forget Nathaniel. So…I do like her sound. She’s distinct. I guess we see if America agrees. Or not.

Scott is up next, and we all know that Scott is blind. Everyone really loves this guy, and he’s a good guy, for sure. But his voice isn’t really all that and a bag of chips for me. So…I’m interested to see if tonight changes my mind. (And am I the only one who wonders how they’ll handle him tomorrow night doing the group song and dance? I’m not poking fun, I’m truly curious to see what they decide to do.) So, he’s singing Mandolin Rain, which I think suits him, and is a song I really like, but might be a bit dated. Wish he could use his keyboard on this. Would have really enhanced his performance. He’s got a more soulful depth to his voice tonight, but not sure he’s really strong enough to make it through (say, over someone like Anoop…) Quite the gene pool in his family though, right? Judges truly love him. And…I do wonder if perhaps him being blind makes them (and perhaps the audience) feel like he’s somehow a more powerful, passionate singer than he actually is, which…a shame, really, as one has nothing to do with the other. Sorry, great kid, but I’m still not won over on whether he should be Top 12. He gets the Simon Seal Of Approval, so I’m thinking he does, indeed, sail. (And, massive bonus points on teasing Ryan about the high five-ing a blind guy.)

Kendall is up next. She is singing a Martina McBride, but I’m begging you, right now, no more Dad Does Alligator Dance. Wow, painful. Not to mention embarrassing. Just… Stop it. So she’s ridiculously cute and has pretty depth to her voice, looks fun in her perky yellow dress and, for me, best female vocal this go around thus far (and I realize this is not a exactly a tough mission tonight) but still. A bit funky with her high note pops, and a few sharp notes, but overall, pretty good job. She could be that third spot…because I’m still thinking, as the show ender, Lil will take top female vote. At least I hope so. But I still think it will be Von. Or Jorge, if Scott gets all the guy votes.

Speaking of Jorge…he’s up next. He’s singing Elton’s Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me…which, how that is relevant, I have no clue. Love his soulful voice, but hope this is memorable enough. If he has a prayer, I think going next to last is what will save him. That was really pretty sweet.

Closing it out…Lil Rounds, ladies and gentleman. Now, just don’t choke! She’s singing Mary J… Here we go. If anyone can pull this off, it’s this one. Wow, knock out dress. Great stage presence and great control over her voice. FINALLY. Totally lives up to the hype. So…we know which female is going through. Can we all say Front Runner? Dayum.

Top female tonight? Lil. Done. Just put he through to top 2 now. Top guy? Will probably go to Scott, but I’d give it to Junot or Jorge and then there’s Von. Third place…a long list. Whomever of the aforementioned trio doesn’t get top guy, then there is Felicia, and Kendall… For me, I’d like to see Lil, Jorge and Junot go through. But that’s just me. As for my wild card picks? Wow, a whole lot more than there are spaces for them. Anoop is still my top choice for one of the slots.

Overall the best of the three shows. Your thoughts? DISH!!

And check out yesterday’s blog for details on how to get yourself some blog candy this week.

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